Monday, January 30, 2006

Chinese New Year The Sequel

I am really digging the Chinese New Year.
Maybe there is a little Yao Ming in all of us or I have just eaten so much Panda Express that I have permanently altered my DNA.
So here is my Chinese New Year's Resolution.
I want to dance like these guys.

And you can bet your General Tsao's chicken I am going to stick to it.

What's your Chinese New Year's Resolution?

33 comments:

swedishnurse said...

I'm not sure I believe in New Year's resolutions, but that video is hilarious. I expect you to post you own version by next New Year's. I'm giving you almost a whole year since I expect that your house boy/chauffeur duties in NYC will keep you rather busy.

nicole said...

In order to ascend to heights of dancing that these men have reached you must first lose any semblance of rhythm you might have. Only THEN will you rise to this level of greatness. ;)

mrshife said...

SN -- So are you saying I have a chance at being the house boy? Maybe if I can dance like that it will help me land the job.

Nicole -- You forgot that I am a dumb, white guy which means I have no rhythm anyway.

swedishnurse said...

I think that if you dance like that it ABSOLUTELY increase your chances of getting the job!!

angel, jr. said...

I think that you'll be able to dance like that--I mean after all, the Hoff dances like that.

LBseahag said...

I think I wanna go have random sex in china town.

me love you long time!

Anti-Blogger said...

I rike eat many flied lice. Also, have 'Wok' in business name...rike "Wok Wok Till You Drop"

Terence said...

completely off topic--

I've been looking for that commercial for a year and some change. I couldn't find it when it was just Nextel and I couldn't grab it after the merger. Thank you much oh kind sir.

missy said...

My Chinese new year's resolution is to give MSG a go! Is it true that it's made from bones of little babies?!

Laurie (aka buggy) said...

To figure out what the chinese ladies who work at the nail salon are talking about when they're giving me a pedicure.

I'm paranoid and freakin' out that they're talking about me when they laugh while looking in my direction.

T. Leach said...

I resolve to love you long time.

whoami929 said...

I couldn't even come up with a resolution for January 1st let alone January 28th! Please don't make me.

Jon said...

I would have to say mine is to get my cats off of whatever drugs they may be on at the moment.

Vince said...

You mean you don't dance like that already? But, but... you're the dumb, white guy!

madame P said...

hehe.. you're an egg mrshife.. white on the outside, yellow in the enside...

my resolution is to stop babbling... and stop drooling when i see a hotty on the street.. cuz that's just not attractive !!!

The Scarlett said...

I'm resolving to tell the Chinese delivery boy that his fortune cookies are stale and his noodles are limp while affecting a upper-crust English accent.

Anonymous said...

My resolution: to Bangkok.

cher said...

here you are. just holding down the blogging fort everyday for us people who are burned out. I actually knew it was the year of the tootie. I'm not sure where everyone else went wrong.

miss ya!

Design Goddess said...

I'd just want a job where I can dance like that and still get paid!

Father of 3 said...

No more of that Chinese hot mustard. That stuff kills me the next morning... if you all know what I mean!

SuperSpyGal said...

Ahhhhh nothing like seeing men doing the "White Mans' overbite"

I resolve to find out exactly what's inside a steamed dumpling....on second thought...maybe I better not !

Dirk the Feeble said...

I'm going to date an Asian chick, that's my resolution. I'm taking one for the team.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

This is my very favorite commercial on TV. I am happy everytime it comes on and will even watch it on TIVO.

The guy in blue has the best moves.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Oh, but my Chinese Resolution (because T. Leach already used mine) will be 1280 X 1204 pixels.

Phats said...

Hey shife some of my friends will be in Idaho this weekend treat em good!

Good luck with the dancing haha

She said...

I LOVE that commercial. I end up laughing hysterically every time it's on.

none - ya said...

You totally just made me hungry for some Chinese food. Thanks for figuring out what I'm gonna eat for dinner, cause you know this working girl doesn't cook for anybody nor does she have anybody to cook for.

*walks away feeling sorry for herself*
*smiles*

Lordofsnag said...

Nothing better than beating a ginger stepchild...oops was supposed to be commenting on dancing! oh well?
Whats red and yellow and looks good on ginger people.....fire!
That makes the buggers dance!

DaMasta said...

By the way... I was the retarded anonymous person who wanted to Bangkok. I forgot to log in. Doh.

mona said...

eat more general tsao :)

Luke said...

I've started a pro-MSG coalition.

Rocky (Racquel) said...

I'm resolving to be more Chinese this year.

Scottish Toodler said...

TO LEARN TO BE MORE "TOOTIE"!!!