Monday, January 23, 2006

Analyze This


So I had a dream last night.
I was an unsuccessful Spanish bullfighter and to make ends meet I played the bongos in a Duran Duran cover band.
My name was Fernando Antonio Ordonez and my bullfighting career ended prematurely because I got gored in the nipple.
(I know the picture is of a guy getting gored in the ass, but it is the closest I could get. It isn't easy finding a gored nipple.)
Then I woke up.

I think it means I am super gay.
What do you think?

38 comments:

swedishnurse said...

That's a pretty crazy dream. According to this website I looked at, to dream that you are watching a bullfight, symbolizes the struggle between your animalistic desire and your spiritual side. To dream that you are playing the drums, indicates that you progress through life by your own terms. You are strong willed and stick by the decisions you make.

Tina said...

LOL ouch - i have seen that before...no not in person but the news clip lol Not a good weekend for dreams, mine sucked as well.

Nah, you're not gay unless you diddream of getting gored in the ass instead of the nipple... (ouch that was bad!) lol

The Reverend Jon Boles said...

No, you're not gay.
Weird, yes, but not gay.

Weirdest dream I ever had was where I met some really hot chick cliffside in a real serene environment. I professed my love to her, and slowly her face began decomposing before she finally committed suicide and burst into flames on the way down. Apparently I've got a mix of misanthropy, misogyny, neurosis, lack of belief in the self, and pyromania going on.

Second weirdest was where I was an EMT working a wreck on my father, who rolled over and shot me in the forehead. Then I woke up.

I'm a shrink's wet dream.

the_mrs said...

Super gay? That depends: does the following link turn you on?

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the_mrs said...

Crap, I messed up.

Try this: Click here?

missy said...

Sounds like a horrible dream!! Playing bongos in a Duran Duran cover band!! Did you do the whole 80s outfit thing?

Denise said...

That could be a picture of you getting gored in the nipple....that's right about where your nipples will end up of you don't wear a bra.

Does your wife thing you're gay? Nah...I don't think you're gay. Twisted, yes. Gay, no.

Darius Torque said...

Your only Gay if you want to be...didn't you explore this with your bets friend when you were like 14? At bandcamp?? Swore never ever to talk about it again??


Go GoGo dancing in lycra, then get back to me

You twisted tease

Darius

The Scarlett said...

Here is my analysis:

Your initials "FAO" are much like the toy store FAO Schwartz. If you were singing "Hungry Like the Wolf" in your cover band, I would say you expressing desires to be a parent, to shop for toys and read bedtime stories like Little Red Riding Hood.

Or, maybe you want some nipple clamps. Then it depends who you want to use them on ... that would determine the gaiety.

Sideshow said...

Super duper gay.

Design Goddess said...

You didn't happen to just get your nipple pierced, didja? That would explain a lot!

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Yup. Super gay. That is my interpretation.

Fuckkit said...

What was more painful? Playing bongos in a Duran Duran vover band or getting gored in the nipple?

Vince said...

Not SUPER gay, but definitely gay. It's the bongos, man, they're a fruity instrument.

Denise said...

Off topic....

I thought you, of all people, would really enjoy this! LOL

Click here.

Cupcake said...

wow- I just woke up and am still enjoying my first cup of coffee. I pop over to see what ol' Shife is up to and I encounter the strangest post + comments I've seen in a while.

I mean like, I was "okay" until I got to mentalexrements link, then my brain like, started to melt...

I'm calling in sick and going back to bed......

Father of 3 said...

Dude..that picture gives me nightmares. Thanks a lot!

SugarHigh said...

LMAO! tell Mrs. Shife to stop pinching your nipples in the middle of the night. LOL!
Funny, i was gonna post about my weird dream last night too.

angel, jr. said...

I'm going to analyze it from a different perspective. I think it means you are super brave and that your sensitive areas are your nipples.

Dirk the Feeble said...

Ugh, I can't even think about your question because that picture is giving me some severe ball-shrinkage. Blech.

She said...

I think it means you secretly want to pierce your nipples. And play the bongos.

none - ya said...

That's interesting, b/c I had a dream last night too. In said dream I was someone's prison bitch named Rim Shot. We live such similar lives it shocks me.

SuperSpyGal said...

Nah, I just think the bull in your dream represented masculinity and the fact that you were getting gored in the nipple meant that you were........hmmmmmmm....yea, you might be gay !!

Phats said...

haha umm that would hurt

Luke said...

According to a website I read... (heh) it means you have detachment issues with your mother (bull/nipples) and you fear the loss of your manhood (drums). Take that!

DaMasta said...

I think you're gay if, at the end of the dream, you were all of a sudden skating with celebrities.

dashababy said...

I like swedishnurses' interpretation the best.
And really I'm not sure which is worse, getting gored in the nipple or playing bongos for Duran Duran.
But definitley not gay. I think the Dorothy outfit on Halloween stated that pretty clearly. You are secure in your manhood.

Laurie (aka buggy) said...

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anti-Blogger said...

If you needed pics of gored nipples all you had to do was ask. I have plenty.

Blonde said...

What the hell are you eating before you go to bed??????

Or are you taking NyQuil? NyQuil makes me have sexual lesbian dreams, and I am not a lesbian. Just a thought.

Steph said...

And it's Uber gay. And yes. Yes you are. :P

nicole said...

Gored in the ass means you might be secretly gay.

Gored in the nipple means you've got lactation issues.

LBseahag said...

I think were bi-curious til you found a photo of that horn up the ass....now you are gayer than a picnic basket...

how precious...

mona said...

or it means you like it when your nipples are pinched by spanish bullfighters.

The Reverend Jon Boles said...

Shife: Added your blog to my links. Figured I'd be merciful to people unfortunate enough to travel to my blog by giving them a link to something more enjoyable. Kind of like coming up for air when drowning, you know?

meghansdiscontent said...

Oh dear.
I think it means you should stop eating so close to bedtime.
And that you have career issues that your brain is trying to work out in your sleep.

lilly said...

yeah, thats a crazy dream... I'm not sure which would hurt more the ass or the nipple... Oh, and babs said you havent been tagged yet. So TAG your it!

Scottish Toodler said...

It all has to do wis zee muzzer... hehehe... I haven't read all the comments, I hope someone didn't already say that!... "It isn't easy finding a gored nipple" needs to go in the quote hall of fame!!!LMAO