Hello everyone, well today I bid farewell to David Hasselhoff week on my blog. ... sniff ..... sob ...... sniff ..... sob .... . But as I wipe away my Hoff tears, I just wanted everyone to stop and think about how different the world would be without the Hoff. We all should be grateful that he is in our lives.
WITHOUT THE HOFF
We wouldn't smell nice
We wouldn't know how to turn Hoff the lights
We wouldn't know how to Log Hoff from our computer
We wouldn't be able to dress our pets
The world would not be a safer place
Employees wouldn't wash their hands
Hair dressers would be unemployed
We wouldn't be able to define grace under pressure
We wouldn't know want to do if a car just cut us off Our throats would be itchy and scratchy and sore
We wouldn't have Happy Hour
Russell Crowe would beat the shit out of every single hotel clerk in America
There would be starving kids in China
P.S. Thanks for putting up with me this week and I hope you can forgive my obsession with the Hoff. I promise my blog will return to normal next week. Have a great weekend, bloggers.