I am getting my ass kicked by the common cold

How about some symbolism? The big guy is my cold, and the little guy is Mr. Shife.

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  1. Yeah, I hate when illness feels that way. And I'm a stubborn one. I completely deny I'm sick until I pass out.

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  2. i always want to call you mrshive or mrshank.... but now that a wee cold has made you about as vulnerable as a wee baby i don't know if i can ever think of you like that again

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  3. Ew. What's that black belt thing for? To keep the obscene amount of fat contained? I feel sorry for you if it busts....his belly will drive your butt into the ground.

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  4. Awwww...that's a nice diaper you're wearing...does that have anything to do with the massive amounts of vitamin C you were taking??....LOL

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  5. Seriously, what is it with you and Sumo wrestlers.

    Tutu's or not.

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  6. Oooo! That looks the time I tried to kick random guy out of bed!

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  7. Just fart it all out. You said you had a good gas flow going.

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  8. Take him out at the knees! That'll help you.

    Hope you feel better. Being sick SUCKS! You should be like me and wait for spring or summer to get a cold. That's the best time of year, not winter when it's cold and no one wants to go outside. What are you thinking?!

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  9. MrShife, I saw a movie tonight called "Ankle Biters" today and thought of you. It's a vampire movie, but all the vampires are midgets! I was gonna buy it for you, but I didn't feel like spending $20.00 without trying to see if I could just rent it first and burn it for you. I just really feel you should have this movie.

    Get better!!

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  10. Well, eventually that huge dude will get smaller and smaller and smaller until eventually you can ass blast him out of your general vicinity.

    Feel better, Shife!!!

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  11. Sorry to hear you're under the weather it is that time of year. Get better soon Shife!

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  12. WTF!! Is that picture real?!

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  13. Hope you get well soon, Mr. Shife.

    Would be cool if the sumo wrestler did a photoshoot complete with puppies (the David Hasselhoff trick)

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  14. VAMPIRE MIDGETS! Holy hot hell, I have to get my hands on that...

    Feel better man, being sick during the weekend blows.

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  15. Steph is right...fart that cold right out of your system.

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  16. mrshife.. i'm gonna bring down the china town and beat that fat-ass sumo for ya !!!

    hang in there, rest, drink (non-alcoholic beverages), sleep, let yourself be babied by mrs-shife...

    ;)

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  17. Yeah, my ass is getting kicked by a cold right now. Damn it! Hopefully it will all be gone by christmas and new years (i need a kiss damn it!)

    maybe a bowl of steamed midget vampires would cure this cold.

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  18. hilarious way to describe your cold. I love it!!!

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