Well I am heading out of town for the holidays and I won't be back until next Friday, Dec. 30, so my ability to blog will be limited. But I wanted to wish everyone a Happy Holiday season and I am grateful that we all get to hang out and blog with each other. And I want to wish a special Christmas wish to Chairborne Stranger who is over in Iraq.
Well I have two gifts for you. The first is a surprise and won't be announced until the beginning of next year and will probably only interest sports fans. But the second gift is for everyone. I know some of you probably want to ask me a question or two so you might better understand some of my strange behavior or maybe you just want to know something about Mr. Shife but were afraid to ask. Well now is your chance. Ask me anything and I will devote myself to answering every single one. Until then, everyone be safe and enjoy the holidays.
I wanna know why you're standing next to a midget in that last pic...does it have anything to do with your obsession with midgets or with young vietnamese boys? (thought I'd throw that in....)
Happy Holidays! You just had to throw in a Hoff pic, didn't you? ;)ReplyDelete
Have a great Holiday -- love the Hoff picture -- I am mailing you a life size cut out of Hoff for you -- it will scare the burglars away while you are gone.ReplyDelete
Have a great Christmas Shifey and a wonderful 2006!ReplyDelete
My question for you. Yfronts/boxers/briefs or commando??
No, Shife. NO!!! DON'T LEAVE US!!!ReplyDelete
You'll be missed. And I'll be here to hold down the fort. ;)
Merry Christmahannukwanzakaa to you!
The thought of Hoff being cloned sends shivers down my spine ....ackkkk...ReplyDelete
I have a question for you...
If a train leaves the station at 4pm heading East and another leaves at 6pm heading West..what do the conductors have for dinner??
Have a lovely non-blogging vacation.
I want to know why people say that Sarah Jessica Parker and Jennifer Aniston are hot. They are buttafaces, in my opinion.
Oh yeah, want to know how long were you with MrsShife before you married?
Merry Christmas, Shife.ReplyDelete
No questions, but I wanted to let you know that you are the man. Enjoy your holiday.
Happy Holidays buddy. I don't have any questions to ask. Your blog ain't broke, so nothing need to fix it. You're great!ReplyDelete
If only I'd find Hoff under MY tree this year.....*sighhhhhhhhh*ReplyDelete
Have a terrific time this holiday season! Be safe!
You've signed off for the holidays with a picture of Hoff with his hands up his own ass. Beautiful.ReplyDelete
Happy Holidays, you nightmare bringer, you!
Question: If you are not doing what you are doing now, what would you rather be doing?
have a great time mrshife...ReplyDelete
i'm glad 2005 has brought me to your blog...
my Q is: if i threw a Hoff-theme party, would you fly to Mtl for it ??? i promise to have tons of beer just for you!!
Are you keeping it real?ReplyDelete
Merry Christmas, Shife. And to your wife, too. You are a funny guy with keen insight, great humor, a warm heart and strange obsession with David Hasselhoff. Well, 3 out of 4 ain't bad.ReplyDelete
Since you won't be back until the 30th, I have some time to think about this!ReplyDelete
Merry Christmas Mr and Mrs Shife! Is your big surprise your Great Gazoo like ability to make my Purdue Boilers a 20 win basketball team this year? That wasn't my question oh shoot I hope that doesn't count as my 1 question! Alright for the ? How did you meet the Mrs?ReplyDelete
Have a safe trip and a great holiday!
The Hoff put a smile on my face this morning. Thank you :DReplyDelete
Have a wonderful time. I hope you get everything you asked for this Christmas.
If you were a tree what kind of tree would you be??? No just kidding.
What is your favorite Christmas memory and why??? and don't say Mexico. We know it was the bomb but other than that, what is your favorite thing at Christmas?
Princess enforcer.... I love your kitty, too cute!!!!ReplyDelete
Merry Christmas to you too. I would ask about the obsession with Mr Hasselhoff, but I think you've explained that once before.ReplyDelete
Have a hoffy whateverholidayyouhappentocelebrate. ;)ReplyDelete
Happy holidays, have a good trip!ReplyDelete
Question: If you had a super power, what would it be?
Merry Christmas Mate!!!ReplyDelete
Till we meet again in the brave new year 0f '06
Which came first: the chicken or the egg?ReplyDelete
happy ho ho ho to you!ReplyDelete
Merry Christmas, Mr. Shife :)ReplyDelete
Now for a question---let's see....what is the most embarassing that has happened to you while "doing it"? If someone has asked this, I apologize, as I don't have time to read the rest of the comments :)
thanks again, buddy, happy holidays and good times to you, as well.ReplyDelete
I can't believe you are going to be gone for a whole week!! DUDE!!!!!ReplyDelete
Merry Christmas - Happy New Year!ReplyDelete
Vacation's over buddy. Now get back to work!ReplyDelete
Happy Holidays Shifes! Hope you are chillin' and relaxin' and boozin' it up together.ReplyDelete
my question: did you and the misses have a big wedding? did you have a theme or color theme? did you have beer on tap? did you play "shout" at your reception?okay that's more then one question, but it's fun!
Lou Reed loves midgets, almost as much as he loves his drugs.ReplyDelete
ok...I'm back. and have thought about your question. Here it is...ReplyDelete
How did you meet Mrs. Shife and was it love at first sight?
I just had to stop by and see if you were back...and to get my Hoffalicious fix. *gag*ReplyDelete
Glad that you are back.ReplyDelete
BTW, I MET the Hoff while vacationing in Germany many years ago. I have a pic of me with him, but I can't post it on my blog due to the need to keep my identity on the DL. He is very full of himself. I prefer the company of drunk midgets over him anyday.