Happy Holidays


Well I am heading out of town for the holidays and I won't be back until next Friday, Dec. 30, so my ability to blog will be limited. But I wanted to wish everyone a Happy Holiday season and I am grateful that we all get to hang out and blog with each other. And I want to wish a special Christmas wish to Chairborne Stranger who is over in Iraq.
Well I have two gifts for you. The first is a surprise and won't be announced until the beginning of next year and will probably only interest sports fans. But the second gift is for everyone. I know some of you probably want to ask me a question or two so you might better understand some of my strange behavior or maybe you just want to know something about Mr. Shife but were afraid to ask. Well now is your chance. Ask me anything and I will devote myself to answering every single one. Until then, everyone be safe and enjoy the holidays.

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  1. :)
    Happy holidays!
    I wanna know why you're standing next to a midget in that last pic...does it have anything to do with your obsession with midgets or with young vietnamese boys? (thought I'd throw that in....)

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  2. Anonymous12/21/2005

    Happy Holidays! You just had to throw in a Hoff pic, didn't you? ;)

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  3. Have a great Holiday -- love the Hoff picture -- I am mailing you a life size cut out of Hoff for you -- it will scare the burglars away while you are gone.

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  4. Have a great Christmas Shifey and a wonderful 2006!

    My question for you. Yfronts/boxers/briefs or commando??

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  5. No, Shife. NO!!! DON'T LEAVE US!!!

    You'll be missed. And I'll be here to hold down the fort. ;)

    Merry Christmahannukwanzakaa to you!

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  6. The thought of Hoff being cloned sends shivers down my spine ....ackkkk...
    I have a question for you...

    If a train leaves the station at 4pm heading East and another leaves at 6pm heading West..what do the conductors have for dinner??

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  7. happy holidays.

    Have a lovely non-blogging vacation.

    I want to know why people say that Sarah Jessica Parker and Jennifer Aniston are hot. They are buttafaces, in my opinion.

    Oh yeah, want to know how long were you with MrsShife before you married?

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  8. Happy Holidays buddy. I don't have any questions to ask. Your blog ain't broke, so nothing need to fix it. You're great!

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  9. If only I'd find Hoff under MY tree this year.....*sighhhhhhhhh*

    Have a terrific time this holiday season! Be safe!

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  10. You've signed off for the holidays with a picture of Hoff with his hands up his own ass. Beautiful.

    Happy Holidays, you nightmare bringer, you!

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  11. Anonymous12/22/2005

    Happy holidays!

    Question: If you are not doing what you are doing now, what would you rather be doing?

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  12. Merry Christmas, Shife. And to your wife, too. You are a funny guy with keen insight, great humor, a warm heart and strange obsession with David Hasselhoff. Well, 3 out of 4 ain't bad.

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  13. Since you won't be back until the 30th, I have some time to think about this!

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  14. Merry Christmas Mr and Mrs Shife! Is your big surprise your Great Gazoo like ability to make my Purdue Boilers a 20 win basketball team this year? That wasn't my question oh shoot I hope that doesn't count as my 1 question! Alright for the ? How did you meet the Mrs?

    Have a safe trip and a great holiday!

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  15. The Hoff put a smile on my face this morning. Thank you :D

    Have a wonderful time. I hope you get everything you asked for this Christmas.
    If you were a tree what kind of tree would you be??? No just kidding.

    What is your favorite Christmas memory and why??? and don't say Mexico. We know it was the bomb but other than that, what is your favorite thing at Christmas?

    PEACE!!!

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  16. Princess enforcer.... I love your kitty, too cute!!!!

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  17. Merry Christmas to you too. I would ask about the obsession with Mr Hasselhoff, but I think you've explained that once before.

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  18. Have a hoffy whateverholidayyouhappentocelebrate. ;)

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  19. Happy holidays, have a good trip!

    Question: If you had a super power, what would it be?

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  20. Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

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  21. happy ho ho ho to you!

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  22. thanks again, buddy, happy holidays and good times to you, as well.

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  23. I can't believe you are going to be gone for a whole week!! DUDE!!!!!

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  24. Merry Christmas - Happy New Year!

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  25. ok...I'm back. and have thought about your question. Here it is...
    How did you meet Mrs. Shife and was it love at first sight?

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  26. Anonymous12/29/2005

    I just had to stop by and see if you were back...and to get my Hoffalicious fix. *gag*

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  27. Glad that you are back.

    BTW, I MET the Hoff while vacationing in Germany many years ago. I have a pic of me with him, but I can't post it on my blog due to the need to keep my identity on the DL. He is very full of himself. I prefer the company of drunk midgets over him anyday.

    Happy NY

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