So are you sick of David Hasselhoff week yet?
Only one more day to go.
Only one more day to go.
- He is a sweet dancer
- Hoff Invaders
- I am compatible with the Hoff intellectually and emotionally
- Word Search
- I can find out where the Hoff might be
- I can ask him all of life's really important questions
- He has hofficial merchandise
- He has 147 songs online
- He is a movie star
- He has been to the same rehab facility as Mary-Kate Olsen
- He may be plotting world domination
- Ice-T is going to produce his rap album. Yes, a rap album
- He can be your idol
- He is going to do Madonna
- He has a big band
- He is the International Star of the Year
- He ended the cold war
- He might be the anti-christ
- 80 million Germans can't be wrong
- I can buy his clothes
- He was in Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
- Knight Rider the movie in 2006
- I can give him an O face
I actually played Hoffer. Fullfilled three minutes of my life. Thanks!ReplyDelete
hoffical merchandise....sign me up...i want a david choke-a-chee tshirt...ReplyDelete
Do you agree, that hoff and parker stevenson make a better couple than parker and shaun cassidy in the hardy boys?
Oh. My. God.ReplyDelete
You've left me speechless. Do you have people doing this research for you? I ask because this cannot be the work of only one man. Unless, of course, you are really Hoff.
Bloody hell. Whatever your job is, I want it!!ReplyDelete
Here's what I'm waiting for:ReplyDelete
Hasselhoff: The Musical
Make it happen, Shife...
Angel -- You are welcome.ReplyDelete
LB -- The Hoff and anybody make a better couple. Hell, the Hoff just by himself can beat couples.
Scarlett -- Sadly, I devoted 2 hours of life after work last night to find these delicious Hoff gems. And I believe, it is Oh. My. Hoff.
NM -- You can't have it, it is all mine. Muhahaha.
Vince -- I am on it Vince.
No work will be done today. I WILL destroy the Hoff.
The saddest part is, back in the early 80's, I had the same haircut he had... :(ReplyDelete
I'm really wondering how long it took you to compile all of this. Or is this the kind of thing you can do from memory because you're such a super-fan?ReplyDelete
Andraste -- You can't destroy the Hoff.ReplyDelete
SSG -- And you looked fantastic.
Armaedes -- 120 fun-filled minutes.
And this whole week, every time I come here, I keep hearing Norm MacDonald's voice in my head... "Germans love David Hasselhoff".ReplyDelete
I'm addicted to Hoffer. Thanks Shife!!! Can I get a version for my cell phone?ReplyDelete
This is classic man, I might shed a tear when Hoff week is over. The dancer one cracked me up!ReplyDelete
BTW how old is Quincy?
Jon -- That almost made the list of 25.ReplyDelete
Angel -- I don't know but I think we need to make a call to Motorola or Verizon.
Phats -- I am crying right now. The big fat basset is 8, which is 8 in human years.
Michael Knight: You are about as much fun as a divorce, which is not a bad idea!ReplyDelete
K.I.T.T.: I want custody of me!
Hoff weak just wouldn't be complete without some Knight Rider quotes...
roflmaoooooooooooooooooo oh my this is funnyReplyDelete
Is next week Vanilla Ice week?ReplyDelete
Now you've got me curious about the Hoff. I bet under it all, under all the hair and fluff, he's probably a regular guy just like you and me.ReplyDelete
Oh who am I kidding? He's probably prissier than I am. I can smell that 80s mousse all the way over here.
i am only 46% compatible with the hoff, but through this quiz i found out that i am 100% compatible with Joey Fatone!!!!!!!!!! Sweet hey?ReplyDelete
Just when I think the limits of scary can never be reached . . . where in the hell do you get this stuff?ReplyDelete
I wish I was Mr. Shife.
SC -- Thank you for making Hoff week complete.ReplyDelete
PE -- Thank you for your kind words.
Phats -- Sorry, even I have limitations. I think this may be a job for you and Nutty.
DB -- He is actually Gary Coleman underneath all that hair.
Cher -- You are one lucky lady. You and Joey can share a 100 Grand candy bar.
MD -- I have a secret lair of Hasselhoff stuff. You can be me for Halloweeen if you want, all the kids will be doing it.