I have looked deep inside this dark soul of mine and realized that I am being a dick. Even though the bastards left my beloved St. Louis, I would not be true to myself if I forsake those football-playing sons of bitches. So in my heart of hearts, I just can't root for another. The Cardinals will always be my team, even if they do suck giant yak balls. So even though the only championships they may win will be on my PS2, they are my team and I love them. So fight on my beloved Arizona Cardinals, your fan from the the famous potato state is back, baby. Did you miss me?
I am not sure what the penis is saying but I think he might be telling us to "Never play leapfrog with a unicorn."
I am afraid I don't know who meatwad is?
ReplyDeleteWell i'm glad you're not giving up on your team, but me...I got the damn texans to cheer for! And i'm not all that trilled about this season either!
ReplyDeleteSo you're lucky! :-(
Deshaun -- They were actually the second team to respond to my e-mail plea that I sent out. And I believe the Cardinals play the Texans here in a few weeks. It will be the battle for the first draft pick.
ReplyDeleteWell in that case... Go Cardinals!!!
ReplyDeleteShit, we need that first draft pick! lol
I think the penis is happy about a "small blue pill." Which, if he's all smacked up on that, you're right. The unicorn probably isn't a great idea.
ReplyDeletego patriots!!
ReplyDelete*hides*
HOCKEY RULES!!! Oh wait, wrong blog... I don't know anything about football, but it looks like you are all sorted now... The animated penises are amusing.
ReplyDeleteNice Penis lol
ReplyDeleteThat's right! As Tammy Wynette would sing, "Stand By Your Men"!
ReplyDeleteEven if you didn't admit it or change your mind, we would still be your loyal readers!
I believe the penis is saying, "Only one more of the little blue pills, okay?"
ReplyDeleteGO CARDS!! They aren't THAT bad, I mean it could be worse you could be rooting for IU
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