I have looked deep inside this dark soul of mine and realized that I am being a dick. Even though the bastards left my beloved St. Louis, I would not be true to myself if I forsake those football-playing sons of bitches. So in my heart of hearts, I just can't root for another. The Cardinals will always be my team, even if they do suck giant yak balls. So even though the only championships they may win will be on my PS2, they are my team and I love them. So fight on my beloved Arizona Cardinals, your fan from the the famous potato state is back, baby. Did you miss me?
I am not sure what the penis is saying but I think he might be telling us to "Never play leapfrog with a unicorn."
Now THIS is what I'm talking about.
ReplyDeleteDo you think the penis' head looks a little like Meatwad?
I am afraid I don't know who meatwad is?
ReplyDeleteWell i'm glad you're not giving up on your team, but me...I got the damn texans to cheer for! And i'm not all that trilled about this season either!
ReplyDeleteSo you're lucky! :-(
Deshaun -- They were actually the second team to respond to my e-mail plea that I sent out. And I believe the Cardinals play the Texans here in a few weeks. It will be the battle for the first draft pick.
ReplyDeleteWell in that case... Go Cardinals!!!
ReplyDeleteShit, we need that first draft pick! lol
I cannot hope to ever understand American football. Aussie footy is hard enough...we have that many different types of it!
ReplyDeleteBut for the sake of team-playing, go the Texans!
Meatwad, from Aqua Teen Hunger Force...?
ReplyDeleteDeshaun, damn straight. Texans got their one win, now their job is to lose out and get that pick.
I think the penis is happy about a "small blue pill." Which, if he's all smacked up on that, you're right. The unicorn probably isn't a great idea.
ReplyDeletego patriots!!
ReplyDelete*hides*
HOCKEY RULES!!! Oh wait, wrong blog... I don't know anything about football, but it looks like you are all sorted now... The animated penises are amusing.
ReplyDeleteNice Penis lol
ReplyDeleteThat's right! As Tammy Wynette would sing, "Stand By Your Men"!
ReplyDeleteEven if you didn't admit it or change your mind, we would still be your loyal readers!
I believe the penis is saying, "Only one more of the little blue pills, okay?"
ReplyDeleteDUDE !
ReplyDeleteanother long-suffering cardsfan. OMG. i know JUST how you feel. 30+ years of losing (ok, there was that ONE season when plummer pulled a miracle out of his ass) has been a major disappointment.
But like you, i somehow cannot shed my devotion to them. Maybe Bidwell will FINALLY sell the team someday (doubtful......mf'n miser that he is), and they can ascend to mediocrity.
On the bright side, we always get to look forward to high draft-picks ! Who knows, maybe the USC kid would like to be the one to rise the "phoenix" from the ashes.
BTW, you got a tallywhacker of a website here, quite funny. My better half, Dashababy thinx so too......
GO CARDS!! They aren't THAT bad, I mean it could be worse you could be rooting for IU
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