Bring 'Em Back or Leave 'Em Dead

I saw this on the Colbert Report on Comedy Central and it looked like it was way too much fun. So here is a list of dead stuff, who would you bring back from the dead?
  1. Elvis Presley or Johnny Cash?
  2. Bob Marley or Kurt Cobain?
  3. Marilyn Monroe or Audrey Hepburn?
  4. He-Man or Thundercats?
  5. Star Jones or Ashlee Simpson? Oh shit, sorry, that was wishful thinking.
  6. Arrested Development or Chappelle's Show?
  7. Disco or Butt Rock aka Hair Metal Bands?
  8. The Tick or Firefly?
  9. Mitch Hedberg or Sam Kinison?
  10. Zed or Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb?
  11. Pauly Shore's career or Axl Rose's career?

I know there are tons of things we would like to bring back from the dead but these are just a few I that came to mind. As usual, your comments are welcomed and appreciated.


angel, jr. said…
Let's go with Marilyn Monroe, cause no one can sing Happy Birthday like her.


Can we bring back Arrested Developement and Chappelle's Show since they are on different channels?

Hair Metal Bands


Sam Kinison--need my eardrums shattered again.

Jame Gumb

And isn't Paul Shore, he still has a career right? Minding The Store reality show.

Hey wait a minute, we can bring back both Arrested Developement and Chappelle's Show by taking Minding the Store off.
Atalanta said…
1) Johnny Cash

2) Bob Marley

3) Thundercats

4) These are my only two options? Wouldn't the world just be a better place al around?

5) I want to say Chapelle's show, but I know he was having trouble doing it, so I guess Arrested Development

6) Hair Metal bands

7) Spoon!!

8) Mitch Hedberg

9) Just thinking about both those characters made me go 'Ew'

10) Yup, those are dead. Clearly Axl Rose, since Pauly Shore annoys me.
missy said…
The only person who will never be dead is Vin Diesel. Click! Click!
Steph said…
Elvis Presley and Kurt Cobain. They could do a duet together. Maybe a remix of "Cocaine". haha!
Darius Torque said…
Firefly and The Tick fuh sure!!

Oh...and glad I am (nn his best Yoda) that I here you have give up this bollucks about removing your support for your childhood team you are.

Sorry mate, your just meant to suffer, accept it!
Miss.Q said…
1. Johnny Cash
2. Kurt Cobain
3. Marilyn Monroe
4. Thundercats?
5. Ashlee Simpson?
6. Chappelle's Show?
7. Disco

Pauly Shore's career
Andraste said…
Johnny Cash!!!!!

...and Keith Moon.
Dirk the Feeble said…
The only one of those that's hard to figure out is He-Man vs. Thundercats. What are you trying to do to me, posing such an important life decision so early in the morning?
SuperSpyGal said…
ELVIS IS DEAD ?!?!?!?!?!
Andraste said…
Holy shit! Somebody brought Rue McLanahan back without asking any of us!!
Jon said…
1. Elvis, but only the 1950's Elvis.
2. Kurt Cobain
3. Audrey Hepburn. Better actress.
4. Thundercats
5. Seeing as they're still alive, I guess I'd wish for Ashlee to die.
6. Chapelle's Show
7. Butt Rock
8. The Tick
9. Sam Kinison
10. Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb
11. Axl Rose

Just my 2 cents.
Elvis Presley or Johnny Cash?
Bob Marley or Kurt Cobain?
Marilyn Monroe or Audrey Hepburn?
These first three were really hard, but HEPBURN
He-Man or Thundercats?
THUNDERCATS ("Sword of Thundera, give me sight beyond sight")

Arrested Development or Chappelle's Show? I don't know these
Disco or Butt Rock aka Hair Metal Bands? DISCO
The Tick or Firefly? THE TICK!!!!! I LOVE THE TICK!!!
Mitch Hedberg or Sam Kinison? WHO?
Zed or Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb? DITTO ABOVE
Pauly Shore's career or Axl Rose's career? AXL
Trinity13 said…
1. Johnny Cash
2. Kurt Cobain
3. Audrey
4. Thundercats!
5. Ummmm
6. Chappelle Show
7. Disco
8. Firefly baby!!!
9. Don't know
10. Not sure
11. Crawl buddy!
SugarHigh said…
Elvis- without question, but someone needs to put his ass on the ZOne Diet or somethin.

Bob Marley...sorry Kurt
Marlyn Monroe
Thundercats!! (though if you'd put She-ra up I may have had a harder time with this choice)
Arrested Development
Butt Rock!
Pauly Sho-ore
The rest I will have to actually research first to make a valid decision.
T. Leach said…
Yeah, I'm going to have to go with Cassius, my long-dead dog. I miss that bastard. Or maybe Grandma. I don't know. Tough question.
Luke said…
whoami929 said…
You are the only other person on the planet that has mad a reference to The Tick! I think I'm in love!
totolehero said…
so here it is..

and the rest.. my american culture is too limited for me to reply...

definitely star jones over ashley simpson... (i don't know why... blonds are just too annoying most of the times !!! oooooooohhhhhhh)
Katina Cloud said…
I'm weird....I would want Kurt Cobain to come back...just like I want Tupac to come back..LoL
Phats said…
1.) cash
2.) Marley of course
3.) Hepburn
5.) HAHA!! I am not sure they are both bad, but I guess Ashlee
6.) Arrested Development
7.) Disco, so I can bring out my disco stu jacket
8.) Tick
9.) Kinison
10) Buffalo Bill
11) Axl Rose of course

Sorry I guess I had to hit refresh for some odd reason to see your new posts!
Phats said…
Nutty 2pac isn't dead he is working in a burger king in Maryland
The Scarlett said…
Johnny, Kurt, Audrey, Neither, Arrested, Hair Metal, Tick, Sam, Jame, Axl.

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
cher said…
4-i was all excited there for a secind..
5-don't know
6-Butt Rock
7-don't know
8-nope, not a clue
9-hmmm....nope, still nothing
10-pauly shore

i'd also bring back TLeaches dog.
Shoe Diva said…
Ashlee lol
Hair Metal
Kinison -- he was funny as hell
Axl Rose
a) johnny cash
b) bob marley
c) audrey hepburn
d) thundercats
e) arrested development
f) hair metal
g) whichever
h) mitch hedberg
i) zed
j) axl rose
LBseahag said…
What are your choices? I want to make this experience mutually beneficial for both of us...

Here are mine...cuz I am a giver:

-Johnny Cash (to keep covering NIN songs only)
-Kurt Cobain
-Joan Crawford instead
-He-Man (but get it up to date as SHE-Man
-Someone please kill Star Jones
-Arrested Development
-Butt Rock aka Hair Metal Bands?
-The Tick or Firefly-neither. bring back Doogie Howser, MD.
-Sam Kinison
Pauly Shore's career or Axl Rose's career?
Pauly Shore had a career???
Axel Rose rules...
mrshife said…
Sorry LB, how insensitive of me.

Elvis -- fat or skinny I will take whatever I can get.
Kurt Cobain -- Then he can take care of Courtney Love.
Marilyn Monroe.
He-Man -- I love the Kringer.
Arrested Development.
Butt Rock.
The Tick.
Sammy baby.
Axl Rose.
Denise said…
1.) Elvis
2.) Bob Marley
3.) Audrey Hepburn
4.) He-Man
5.) Yep….wishful thinking! LOL
6.) Arrested Development
7.) Hair Metal Bands
8.) The Tick
9.) Sam Kinison
10.) Leave ‘em both dead.
11.) Pauly Shore….the Weeeezel munchin’ on some grindage!
DaMasta said…

Dang, I miss that bastard.
Design Goddess said…
1. Cash - cause I wish I had more of it

2. Marley - Christmas is coming...who else will haunt Ebenezer?

3. Hepburn - She's just loverly

4. man I can decide on that one...2 great cartoons...yes I was a tomboy and LOVED these cartoons!

5. Neither

6. Arrested Development!! Gotta do the chicken dance again!

7. Butt rock

8. Tick

9. Kinison - he ruled

10.Don't know either of these two

11. Axl - even though he stole the swaying dance move from Davy Jones.

And John Lennon...however I DID see him riding a bike in the K-Mart parking lot when I was a kid shortly after he had been "killed." So I assume he's still alive and living somewhere in OH.
jamwall said…
my fellow minnesotan mitch hedberg (i would have liked to see more of his comedy).
Sydney said…
Ashlee Simpson's Old Hair?Chappelle's Show
Hair Metal Bands
The Tick
Mitch Hedberg & Sam Kinison
Buffalo Bill
Pauly Shore - he has a cuter butt
John Lennon & George Harrison, so we could have a Beatles reunion.