Friday, October 28, 2005

Who are you going to be for Halloween?

Well Mrs. Shife and I are hosting our first-ever Halloween party tonight. It will also be the first time that my professional world and personal world collide so it should make for an interesting evening. So just in case any embarassing stories surface from my collegiate days I have decided to wear a costume that will allow me to be unnoticeable, but I have to narrow down the list and that is where you come in my loyal blogging friends. Please pick the costume you think is the most appropriate for myself and I will be forever grateful. And have a Happy Halloween.


The Heterosexual Iceman


Fran from Dodgeball

Darth Weirdo

The Elephant Man

Foil Man
Dog Boy

A Horse's Ass

NFL cheerleader

30 comments:

The Scarlett said...

I'm voting on the foil. I'd also suggest some fashionable foil wrist bands and foil boots. You might even want to take it further and construct a foil cape.

I've thought about this way too much. I think it's because the elephant costume disburbed me.

Here's another choice. Bjork with swan. That's one I'm wanting to see on a manly man.

Steph said...

You gotta go the Cheerleader. I bet you have the legs to carry it off Bahahahahaha!!

Dirk the Feeble said...

Is there such a thing as "Heterosexual Iceman?"

SugarHigh said...

I vote Fran from Dodgeball. She is just Hot with a capital "H". Whatever you choose, I fully expect to see pictures...unless it's Elephant man, cuz that would freak me out.

totolehero said...

Darth Weirdo
elephant man
foil man...

they all look like they could be your costumes from the last 3 years... just admit it mrshife !!

totolehero said...

me and steph have the same pic... i'm gonna go and find me a new one...

nice leg btw miss steph

totolehero said...

me and steph have the same pic... i'm gonna go and find me a new one...

nice leg btw miss steph

angel, jr. said...

I say you should go as Fran from Dodgeball. What a great movie! And like the characters at first who go unnoticed, a story from your collegiate days may propel you to the superstardom that Dodgeball did for those characters! And if not, you can just slide under the radar of nothingness.

Andraste said...

Well, I'm partial to the horse's ass, but that's just because I am one.

Jon said...

Depends on how much of an impression you want to make. Big impression? Elephant Man. Moderate impression? Darth Weirdo. Yeah, go with the NFL Cheerleader.
I still have to design a jack-o-lantern that won't scare children.

Fiona said...

Repip and I are going as Lamp Woman and Lightbulb girl.

Shife, you should go as Quincy.

Scottish Toodler said...

Well I vote for Darth Weirdo or cheerleader! And, I didn't exactly get in trouble, but the snoozefest of tedium where I am currently on assignment didn't seem to appreciate my LOL AT THESE PHOTOS!!!! YOU ARE KILLING ME!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have fun tonight! Sounds like a great party!!!!

Beo said...

Darth Wierdo is acutally my father. Thanks a lot mrshife, another skeleton let out of the closet.

Max said...

I am currently the "Office Ninja!", but for actual Halloween I am going to be a Ghostbuster.

Office Ninja pictures coming to the Max Powers blog very soon.

totolehero said...

heterosexual iceman seems like a great pick !! but you'd have to wear a badge that says "heterosexual", cuz people might just take you as a queer...

mrshife said...

Steph -- you will be laughing even more when you see my Halloween pics.

There is no such thing, Armaedes, and that is why it is a beautiful idea.

Don't worry Sugar, the pics are coming.

Toddler, you need to get a better gig where they are more understanding.

Sorry Beo, the truth had to be told sometime.

And looking forward to the Office Ninja photos Max.

Totolehero, I wear "I'm A Big Masculine Straight Guy" cologne so everyone knows which team I play for.

T. Leach said...

Foil man looks simple enough. The aliens won't be able to read your thoughts, either. So that's good. I've always wanted to be the heterosexual "bad boy" of figure skating, though.

Vince said...

gotta go with the foil man luchador. that is greatness.

i was elephant man for halloween once, but it was really cold, so i guess i was technically the elephant hermaphrodite.

Phats said...

NFL cheerleader all the way! you can pull it off

SuperSpyGal said...

Hmmmmm....this is tough, the elephant man is cool; however you have to watch out for stray peanuts...Fran from Dodgeball is funny, and you'd kick ass at bobbing for apples with THOSE teeth...foil man can be a bit dangerous, get too close to a fire and you'll be singing, "My nutsssssss roasting by an open fireeee!...ok..the cheerleader is the way to go !

Design Goddess said...

I vote for Dog Boy b/c no one's voted for it. Although I have a feeling I'm a little late getting to the polls. Shucks! :(

arthur decko said...

i am pinning socks and underwear to my clothes and going as "static cling"...seriously....

Chairborne Stranger said...

You are one funny dude, man, go big or go home-Elephant Man.

Father of 3 said...

Go with the Horse's ass. It's a winner.

Sideshow said...

Darth Weirdo, unless you have the tits for the NFL Cheerleader.

Sydney said...

I'm strangely torn between the elephant man and Fran from Dodgeball...

Blonde said...

I hope that your party went well!

I also hope that you were Elephant Man and not cheerleader with camel toe.

jamwall said...

foil man for me. i have foil at home, so i'm all set and i'm good at giving the middle finger....

cher said...

i say fran. but only if you're going to keep it real and wack people really hard in the face all night with a dodgeball. you have to really commit to the character.

Denise said...

I would love to see you keep your twig and berries in those cheerleader shorts! :)