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- To spend an intimate evening with Anne Murray.
- To make a love connection in jail.
- To wash my balls in a ball washer.
- To have a roman shower.
- To be featured on any Fox reality show especially "When Animals Attack," "Cops," or "America's Most Wanted."
- To be assassinated by a Ninja.
- To join the Clay Aiken Fan Club.
- To develop a fear of pooping.
- To be kidnapped by a cannibal.
- To have this guy as my doctor.
P.S. As much as I bitch about it, there is a new episode of "Lost" on tonight and I am excited. Not like seeing gratuitous nudity excited but almost. And I was wondering if there was an analyst/therapist out there? If you watched "Arrested Development" you know what I am talking about.