So here is my list of the most inopportune times to get a fresh delivery of wood.
Feel free to add your own and as usual, comments are welcomed and appreciated.
- At a Girl Scout Jamboree
- Petting the sheep at the zoo or pony rides (I can't decide which is worse)
- Getting a physical
- Getting your colon checked
- While in jail/prison
- At the nude beach
- During a shower at your gym
- Watching self-help gurus such as Dr. Phil or Richard Simmons
- While you are wrestling during a high school or collegiate match
- Being patted down or searched by a male law enforcement officer or airport security