Monday, October 24, 2005

How Many Have You Seen?


Well, no response from Jesus yet, but maybe he doesn't think I am serious. So I have listed all of Stallone's movies, courtesy of IMDB.com, just to see how many I have actually seen. Today's contest is simple, who has seen the most Sylvester Stallone's movies?
The prize will be nude photos of my dog.

Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003) .... Toymaker... aka Spy Kids 3: Game Over (USA: video title)
Shade (2003) .... Stevens
Taxi 3 (2003) (uncredited) .... Le premier passager
"Liberty's Kids: Est. 1776" (2002) TV Series (voice) .... Paul Revere
Avenging Angelo (2002) .... Frankie Delano
D-Tox (2002) .... FBI Agent Jake Malloy... aka D-Tox (Australia) ... aka Eye See You (USA: video title) ... aka Im Auge der Angst (Germany)
Driven (2001/II) (VG) (voice) .... Joe Tanto
Driven (2001) .... Joe Tanto... aka À toute vitesse (Canada: French title)
Get Carter (2000) .... Jack Carter
Antz (1998) (voice) .... Weaver
Cop Land (1997) .... Sheriff Freddy Heflin
The Good Life (1997)
Daylight (1996) .... Kit Latura
Assassins (1995) .... Robert Rath... aka Assassins (France) ... aka Day of Reckoning
Judge Dredd (1995) .... Judge Joseph Dredd
The Specialist (1994) .... Ray Quick... aka Especialista, El (Peru)
Demolition Man (1993) .... John Spartan
Cliffhanger (1993) .... Gabe Walker... aka Cliffhanger - l'ultima sfida (Italy) ... aka Cliffhanger, traque au sommet (France)
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992) .... Sgt. Joe Bomowski
Oscar (1991) .... Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone
Rocky V (1990) .... Rocky Balboa
A Man Called... Rainbo (1990) .... Jim Ramroc/Jim Rainbo
Tango & Cash (1989) .... Raymond 'Ray' Tango
Lock Up (1989) .... Frank Leone
Rambo III (1988) .... John J. Rambo
Over the Top (1987) .... Lincoln Hawk... aka Meet Me Half Way (USA)
Cobra (1986) .... Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti
Rocky IV (1985) .... Rocky Balboa
Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985) .... John J. Rambo
Rhinestone (1984) .... Nick Martinelli
Staying Alive (1983) (uncredited) .... Man on Street (cameo)
First Blood (1982) .... John J. Rambo... aka Rambo: First Blood
Rocky III (1982) .... Rocky Balboa
Victory (1981/I) .... The Players - U.S.A: Capt. Robert Hatch... aka Escape to Victory
Nighthawks (1981) .... Det. Sgt. Deke DaSilva... aka Hawks
Rocky II (1979) .... Rocky Balboa
Paradise Alley (1978) .... Cosmo Carboni
F.I.S.T (1978) .... Johnny D. Kovak
Rocky (1976) .... Rocky Balboa
Cannonball (1976) (uncredited) .... Mafioso... aka Carquake (UK)
Farewell, My Lovely (1975) .... Kelly/Jonnie
Death Race 2000 (1975) .... Machine Gun Joe
Capone (1975) .... Frank Nitti
The Prisoner of Second Avenue (1975) .... Youth In Park
No Place to Hide (1975) .... Jerry Savage... aka Rebel (USA: reissue title (video title))
The Lord's of Flatbush (1974) .... Stanley Rosiello... aka The Lords of Flatbush (USA: poster title)
Klute (1971) (uncredited) .... Extra/Man dancing in club
Bananas (1971) (uncredited) .... Subway Thug #1
Lovers and Other Strangers (1970) (uncredited) .... Extra
The Party at Kitty and Stud's (1970) .... Stud... aka Italian Stallion (USA: reissue title)

P.S. I don't know if you know this but today is Bring Your Zit To Work Day. I am a bit of an overachiever so I brought in three pimply bastards.

29 comments:

mrshife said...

Blogger is having a bad day. It took me forever to publish, and I forgot to put down my number. I have seen 29 of Stallone's movies.

Andraste said...

It IS bring your zit to work day. I also have three of the little bastards. One, a screamer on the chin, the second a stinger on the upper lip, and the third is one of those category three peepers, in the little crevice between my nose and cheek. Why, why...WHY???

Vince said...

I got 21. I think "Over the Top" should count as two though, because it's just that badass.

Phats said...

Interesting enough I don't believe I have seen any of those movies.

Sweet my pimples finally have a day to celebrate, I have 2 with me! woohoo

SugarHigh said...

I've seen 16. Wow, I had no idea. I can't believe I forgot about "Stop, or My Mom Will Shoot". Too funny.

Katina Cloud said...

I'm a loser. I've only seen 2 and of course they are the gay ones. I saw Stop or My Mom Will Shoot and Antz...LOL

T. Leach said...

14. I lose. But, really, I win.

DucatiMike said...

Man I got knocked off your friends list....sniff...

dorna! said...

Good grief! I've seen 31!

totolehero said...

a proud 16!!!

ok.. is it just me or he's a really bad actor... he always has the same facial expression...

i guess that must be hard to do too...

no zit today !!! woohooo!

Trinity13 said...

17 baby!!!

And did ya hear that Stallone will be directing and starring in a new Rocky movie?! Crazy!!!

Max said...

So, with 11, I lose out on the naked pictures of your dog. I'm disappionted.

I am blemish free currently. But, you know. That could change at any moment.

cher said...

10. i don't go out of my way to watch his movies. i think he's pretty much an idiot.

dashababy said...

I have a really bad memory when it comes to movies so I may have seen them all but just cant remember. Im one of those people who rents the same movies over and over because I cant remember that Ive already seen them, unless,,,,,,,,,,they were really good and sorry but the only one I can really remember here is "Tango and Cash" because I do remember seeing a shot of their naked butts as they were walking away. Now Im getting little snippets of Sylvester doing a shower scene with someone in another one of his movies,,,, hmmm.
Then of course I do remember the really baaaad ones like "Rhinestone" and their was no nekked people in that if I remember right.

sc said...

I bought Death Race 2000 for 2 bucks a couple years ago, now that is a quality movie.

Cleopatra: It isn't my fault everyone scored before us. You should have gone after that boy scout camp like I told you!

Nero the Hero: I tried the goddamn boy scout camp. You know how fast those boy scouts move?

Cleopatra: Now here's something more your speed.

Nero the Hero: That'll be at least 200 points!

Cleopatra: If they scatter, go for the baby and the mother.

coloradohurricane said...

I've only seen about half.

stallone trivia: he attended the university of miami, proving that Miami is better than fsu (who can only claim the facelift king burt reynolds.)

Scottish Toodler said...

You reminded me to put ANTZ and JUDGE DREDD on my Netflix list. My faves were DEMOLITION MAN, CLIFFHANGER, and PARADISE ALLEY. Plus the first three ROCKY movies. I have seen some of the others, but I didn't count and I am scared to lose my comments. Dude, no matter how hard I try to be funny, you always say some funnier thing, even when you just leave me a comment. Yes, the new FOG SUCKED!!! BTW, which one of these had Brigette Nielson in them? I saw those too.

Sideshow said...

It is with a heavy heart that I report 17 to be the number of Stallone movies viewed in my lifetime.

I now retire to the bathtub with my toaster.

LBseahag said...

But the real question is, how many of these movies have Kevin Bacon in 'em?

Scarlett said...

Hey Shife,
Your popularity quotient has gone through the roof. I am humbled that you still take the time to read my blog.

Steph said...

Oh i can't believe i've watched 8 of his movies. That's a good 12 or so hours of my life i won't get back.

Scottish Toodler said...

I have seen 15-- it was driving me nuts I had to come back and count!

Blogdreamz said...

Where has he been? Hasn't been making any more movies lately. Ah retired or just not that good of an actor any more? Research for you to do.

Blogdreamz said...

Dam, I forgot to put that I have seen 22 of them.

Beo said...

I've seen 22 as well, but can I be sly and add Rocky 6 as 23?

I'm a fierce competitor with the eye of the tiger.

I still haven't seen Oscar yet!

Atalanta said...

How does that man still find work? I tried to count 'em, but I've blocked so many out. All I can think about is how bad his acting is, and how he runs like a girl...

My guess... maybe nine or ten.

LloydChristmas69 said...

You should really quit smoking. It's so bad for you, and you're going to die from that stuff one day. PUT DOWN THE CANCER STICK!!!

Dirk the Feeble said...

I feel so left out, I've only seen 4.

Andraste said...

I don't know if anyone will believe me, but I haven't seen any of these. Maybe a few minutes of various Rocky movies here and there, but not beginning to end.

I would, however, suggest that everyone take a look at his brother Frank's seminal work as the bartender in "Barfly." Brilliant, in a monosyllabic way.