Tuesday, October 25, 2005
And The Winner Is ....
Dorna. She has seen 31 Stallone movies. I will be sending over the nude photos of Quincy as soon as I can. But, like T. Leach said, none of us are really losers, we are all winners.
And now back to more pressing matters, I will have limited computer access until Thursday so I have time for a quick post today and I will try to stop by all your blogs when I have the chance. So today's game is what would you do for a million dollars?
a) Your spouse's boss and his wife are meeting you at a fine restaurant for dinner. During the main course, would you take out a vibrator, slump back into your seat and begin to massage your groin area for one minute?
b) It is midnight and you are alone at Sea World in San Diego. In front of you is the shark exhibit which consists of an open pool which is 50 feet from one side to the other. All the lights are off, and the only illumination is what is provided by the half-moon in the sky above.
Would you jump into the pool and swim from one side to the other?
c) Would you spend the night on the embalming table with a corpse that had been killed in a horrible traffic accident?
d) You are on the second story of a building where there are three 50 foot banisters which run from the second floor to the first floor. All three banisters are greased. However, at the end of one, there is an exposed nail head protruding up approximately 1/4 of an inch.
Would you take off your clothes, put on a blindfold and slide down of the banisters, not knowing which banister contained the nail?
e) Would you attend your high school reunion knowing that every time you spoke you would be experiencing a continuous orgasm?
P.S. I am starting a new trend. Everyone plucks their eyebrows, so I am going to start plucking my eyelashes. Fuck eyebrows.