I watched a lot of football and drank too much beer. I am running at 75% today so be gentle on me if this post kind of sucks. Well, my college team, the University of Idaho Vandals, lost another tough game against UNLV. The Rebels kicked a field goal as time expired to win the game 34-31. I was watching over at my friend's house so Quincy was in no immediate danger of receiveing rib shots but I punished my liver by slamming about a million beers.
Sunday marked the first day of the NFL season for my professional team, the Arizona Cardinals, and they played pretty good for the first half, but unfortunately the NFL requires that you play four full quarters and they got pounded in the second half to lose 42-19.
So I am trying to decide which is a worse torture method, a) Having to sit through a heartbreaking Vandal loss and watch the Cardinals get thumped or b) have my butt cheeks super glued together and pulled apart with a rusty butter knife.
I am leaning towards the super glue.
Sunday marked the first day of the NFL season for my professional team, the Arizona Cardinals, and they played pretty good for the first half, but unfortunately the NFL requires that you play four full quarters and they got pounded in the second half to lose 42-19.
So I am trying to decide which is a worse torture method, a) Having to sit through a heartbreaking Vandal loss and watch the Cardinals get thumped or b) have my butt cheeks super glued together and pulled apart with a rusty butter knife.
I am leaning towards the super glue.
One of the resaons I stopped following pro football religiously was it got too depressing on those weekends the Doplphins and Hurricanes both lost. I feel your pain, though. 2 wins out of 2 is always sweet. 1 for 2 makes the weekend the equivalent of kissing your cousin. And 0 for 2 truly sucks.
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ReplyDeleteI was born in St. Louis so I am fan of all their sports teams except for the football team, the Rams. The reason is because the Cardinals left St. Louis and moved to Arizona so out of stupidity I still follow them even though they have sucked forever. I am loyal and I hope I will be rewarded someday.
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