Just imagine if you will

I have got an itchy asshole and it is so itchy and uncomfortable that I can't even concentrate for more than a minute. So since my itchy asshole requires my complete attention this is all I have for you today. Thanks a lot itchy asshole.

OK, so here it is, pick someone one famous, dead or alive, that you would want to be trapped in an elevator with for 8 hours?
Please choose wisely.


  1. Yes I am answering my own question. I am such a flamer. I have been thinking about this quite awhile and I guess I would pick, drum roll please, Jon Stewart.

  2. Anonymous9/15/2005

    How about W? I would love to pick his brain for a few hours.

  3. Easy. George Carlin. But if I couldn't have him, I'd love to hang out with my grandfather one more time.

  4. Jon Stewart is genius. I would like to pick George W. Bush.

    Since we would be stuck there for 8 hours, I would pry open his mind questionning everything he has done to try and make some sense out of it all.

    I have no don't there would only be one of us left standing by the end however...

  5. Anonymous9/15/2005

    Joe Walsh for my alive person. Not sure if I'd want to be in an elavator for any length of time with a dead person. That would smell pretty raunchy...

  6. I would like to have Ted Nugent shoot W, then give him to Emeril to cook for lunch.

    I would have sex at lunch with Rose McGowan.

  7. I still remember that outfit she wore to some awards show when she was balling Marilyn Manson.

  8. Anonymous9/15/2005

    you mean this one?


    You're welcome.

  9. Anonymous9/15/2005

    Hmm, that didn't work. How about this?


  10. Good post. Just passing through, cool blog by the way.

  11. Someone, anyone, with food, drink, a deck of cards and an oxygen tank.

    I'm a bit claustraphobic.

    On second thought, that someone should also have a vagina.

  12. I agree Jon Stewart is a good choice. I had thought about picking some dumb hot chick to be stuck in an elavator with (such as Britney Spears- although in her present state, she might not be up to it), but then I'd have to figure outn something to for the rest of the 7 hours and 45 minutes.

    I would say Jesus, but he would probably mess things up by performing a miracle(fixing the elevator).

    I think Bill Clinton would be fun to hang out with for eight hours, even if it was an elevator. I don't agree with him politically, but I would say of all the presidents (or even candidates), he'd be fun to go out and party with. If we had some weed, it'd be even better. I'd show him what he's missed all these years by not inhaling.

  13. Since I already have god in my life at all times, and I already have what I consider to be a beautiful girlfriend who I am always with anyway...hmmm.

    You know who I'd like to hang out with in an elevator for eight hours? Ed Wynne, of the band Ozric Tentacles. Great keyboardist, even better guitarist! Just me and him, with my keyboard rig and his key/guitar set-up, jamming randomly for eight hours in musically colorful spiraling bliss, taking the sonic journey to wherever the roads of our minds eyes lead us. Hell, yeah!

    Sorry to hear about your itchy asshole, brother. but good news...they've invented some wonderful tools to take care of that itch permanently. They're called "water" and "soap". :D Try 'em out sometime, they work great! :)

    Take care, and keep on bloggin' 'way. :)

    --- Kirk Bradford Myers ---

    "Remember that beautiful gorgeous women come in all shapes and sizes. Also remember that butt-ass ugly disgusting women come in all shapes and sizes, too!"

  14. I don't think I'd want to be stuck in an elevator with a dead person. Regardless of whether or not they were famous.

    How about just giving me plenty of food and water, all of my medications, and a laptop with some type of satellite internet access. I'd be fine. Maybe a pillow... Oh, and something to pee in. No cameras in there right?


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