Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

4 comments:

Robby said...

Thanks for your comments on my blog! It's great to meet fans of Roger Clyne and the Boys! I'm totally envious of you being able to see them in Mexico. Seeing them in their element like that has got to be a great experience. We live in Northern California and have only had occasion to see the band once, but at least we saw them at Nita's Hideaway in Tempe. I always seem to be out of town when they play in the Bay Area, but such is life.

Anyway, thanks for your comments and Viva La Roger Clyne!!

Robby said...

Thanks for your comments on my blog! It's great to meet fans of Roger Clyne and the Boys! I'm totally envious of you being able to see them in Mexico. Seeing them in their element like that has got to be a great experience. We live in Northern California and have only had occasion to see the band once, but at least we saw them at Nita's Hideaway in Tempe. I always seem to be out of town when they play in the Bay Area, but such is life.

Anyway, thanks for your comments and Viva La Roger Clyne!!

Darius Torque said...

Hey Matt,

What about adding to impossible:

"Yes Darling, you are being completely reasonable and you are absolutely right, I SHOULD stop drinking now. Of course, my friend Michael is a bad influence and I agree with you he IS acting like a 16 year old by calling my a "big girls blouse" and of couse I am not under your thumb".

Dazza

Jon said...

Thanks for stopping by my page. Nice one you've got here. Always nice to meet a fellow Peacemakers fan.
I'll be stopping by in the future.