Thursday, August 11, 2005

Rants and raves

Just a few thoughts from ever-entertaining world that we live in.

A 37-year-old woman did not realize she was pregnant until she was ready to give birth. I can't find the news story but here is a link to her interview on the "Today" show. I
am not a lady but how can you not know you are with child. Seriously I need some help here to try and understand this.

A bikini bleeps every 15 minutes so you don't burn in case you fall asleep. The Tan Timer Bikini is being launched in Britain.
Now they just need to come up with a bikini that bleeps to tell you that you are too fat to be wearing said bikini. And of course a version for the speedo so that balding, overweight, hairy back man doesn't go out sporting his banana hammack.

Have you ever had a hard-off? Check out these photos of Tara Reid. I mean she is by no means unattractive but what is going on with this girl. Her lumpy boobs, strange scars on her belly, etc. It may appear that I am superficial but I just think that it is wrong and twisted that women feel compelled that they need to get all these surgeries done just so they can meet Hollywood's expectations. Our society's value are completey warped.

I have added some new friends of the program. Check them out.

I really like blogging.

I have my mother's thighs.

And finally Entertainment Weekly has started the campaign for a sequel to "Big Trouble in Little China." I am so there dude. One of the most fantabulous and cheesiest movies ever made.

"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

6 comments:

swedishnurse said...

Thanks for your comment on my blog. Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers are indeed a great band. I saw them originally in Dallas, TX a few years ago. Most recently, I saw them here in Virginia in June and they put on such a great show. Without them how would I possibly know the international sign for, "Bartender, another shot of tequila please."

DucatiMike said...

Wow you're getting some commenters....Yes I'm back...man I hate military schools...they are so f-ing pointless.

I like blogging too!

mrshife said...

I am creating my own media empire. Watch out Ted Turner.

youknowwho said...

Where are the Tara pics exactly? I've seen some of her before, and I agree with you, but for some morbid reason I have to look.

mrshife said...

Here's the link to Tara
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/003279.html
Sorry about that.

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