Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Guess who is coming to the White House

I predicted it on July 13, if you care to double check, but look who is running for president. This would be super sweet. I voted for the current douche bag in office, and my only reason was that he was the lesser of two evils.

If you are into indigenous nudity and get off reading National Geographics, then you need to watch "Going Tribal" on the Discovery Channel. Talk about hanging out with your wang out, I haven't seen this much dick since the Cubs Fan Fest last year.

I read the weather report today and I didn't see anything about a shit storm. I just having a bad week so far. Yesterday it was hotter than hell in my office and my desk fall apart literally. My drawer just fell out and it sounded like I fell out of my chair according to my co-workers. I then went home and slept for two hours because that is what wild and crazy guys do, and then I was up until 2 in the morning because I couldn't sleep. So guess what? I am tired today because I only got 4 hours of sleep last night. I swear if I was a dog somebody would kick me in the face.
I guess it is just my week to be in a funk.

3 comments:

Robby said...

Oh my God, the Walken thing is great!

By the way, I wanted to tell you that I printed out your list of words that are difficult to say when you're drunk. I just came back from a business trip with 8 of my associates to Arizona. We went to a bar in Phoenix called Sliders near the Bob, and believe me....your list is 100% accurate! Not only did most of the guys in our group fail to get through the list, but then we started passing it around the bar. I'm sure you can guess what ensued!

Talk to ya soon!

Jon said...

Don't feel bad. There were alot of us that voted for Bush on the lesser of two evils thing.

coloradohurricane said...

i two did the hold my nose and vote for which ever one seemed to smell the least.

i typically alternate between the "lesser of 2 evils approach" and voting for a third candidate.

the 2 party system is broken. it is critical that any third party candidate reach critical mass before the primaries, because otherwise people will simply say "yeah, i like that guys views but he can't be elected."

don't believe that your vote is ever wasted. if you don't like who the dems and the gop put up, vote for someone else.

the only wasted vote is an uncast ballot.