Angelina Jolie is carrying my love child

Well that probably got your attention. I have noticed lately that a few people stop by my blog but not too many take the time to say hello. So either my posts are really boring or nobody really gives a crap about what I have to say. That's right folks, pack your bags we are going on a guilt trip. I just would like to hear from some more people out there that stop by my little slice of Internet nirvana.

So let's hear from you? Post anonymously or cowboy up. Just give me something.

Tell me why you enjoy wearing your girlfriend's panties or why you think George Bush is a giant ass bag.
Did you know spooning leads to forking?
What has been the highlight of your summer?
Do you molest collies?
Have ever seen a grown man naked?
Do you enjoy Turkish wrestling?
What is the best movie you saw this summer?
Do marsupals frighten you?
What book are you currently reading?
Which one could you not give up -- Ipod or TiVo?
What is the worst movie you have seen this summer?
Do you believe in kissing on the first date?
Do you think Chappelle's Show is ever going to come back?
What is the average life span of a major league baseball?
What celebrity would you like to see disappear?
What do they ship styrofoam peanuts in?
Do you have an evil monkey in your closet?
What website must you visit everyday?
Who is your favorite band?
Do you know how to tell the difference between Chip and Dale?
What the hell is Goofy?
Have you ever been crestfallen?
Did you get upset when your name is sullied?
Is there anything funnier than the Daily Show?
How do you spell Cincinnati?
Have you ever been to Boise?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What is your favorite TV show?
Beer or wine?
Where is your dream vacation?

So there you go. There has to be at least one topic or question that inspires you to write a comment to me. I look forward to hearing from you and have a wonderful day.

Comments

  1. Anonymous8/09/2005

    Tell me why you enjoy wearing your girlfriend's panties >>My dog wears Jason's panties.
    why you think George Bush is a giant ass bag. >>He's a GAS bag.
    Did you know spooning leads to forking? >>Which can lead to the even MORE dangerous: SPORKING.
    What has been the highlight of your summer? >>Watching the Michael Jackson trial verdict with collegues
    Do you molest collies? >> No but there is a guy in Washington...
    Have ever seen a grown man naked? >> Twice.
    Do you enjoy Turkish wrestling? >> I like Turkey Dressing.
    What is the best movie you saw this summer? >> So far: Wedding Singer on DVD... I don't get out much.
    Do marsupals frighten you? >>Yes.
    What book are you currently reading? >>Ethyl The Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying...
    Which one could you not give up -- Ipod or TiVo? >>Chocolate.
    What is the worst movie you have seen this summer? >>Wayne's World TWO on DVD.
    Do you believe in kissing on the first date? >> Kissing what?
    Do you think Chappelle's Show is ever going to come back? >>Hopefully not.
    What is the average life span of a major league baseball? >>One inning?
    What celebrity would you like to see disappear? >>TOM CRUISE!!
    What do they ship styrofoam peanuts in? >>Porcelin Plates
    Do you have an evil monkey in your closet? >>Several, from the wizard of Oz, oddly enough
    What website must you visit everyday? >>CourtTV.com
    Who is your favorite band? >>Slim Whitman
    Do you know how to tell the difference between Chip and Dale? >> The extremely spastic one is Dale? Reminds me of a coworker...
    What the hell is Goofy? >>I was hoping you knew
    Have you ever been crestfallen? >>Well what do you think I am? Chopped Liver?
    Did you get upset when your name is sullied? >>Yes, especially when bird poop is involved...
    Is there anything funnier than the Daily Show? >>I decline to comment.
    How do you spell Cincinnati? >>Ciqwentiey
    Have you ever been to Boise? >>No.
    What do chickens think we taste like? >>Corn?
    What do people in China call their good plates? >>Qxoi Oni Ono
    What is your favorite TV show? >>Spongebob Square Pants
    Beer or wine? >> Wine
    Where is your dream vacation? >>Well... there is nothing funny about Hawaii. Mookalakaheekee...

    Mahalo.

    ReplyDelete
  2. You are quite the funny lady. You need to get out more. At least watch "Anchorman." I know someone who might let you borrow it if you play your cards right. But don't let Piper play with your cards because she has carny hands.

    ReplyDelete

Post a Comment