Wish list part 2

1. When you enter a building your very own theme music plays.
2. People who abuse animals get deported to New Guinea and must live with a tribe of cannibals for 60 days.
3. Steak-n-Shake opens a restaurant in Boise.
4. Christopher Walken becomes our next president.
5. A sequel for "Old School."
6. Steven Seagal and Jean Claude Van Damme have a PPV death match.
7. Telemarketers learn that no means no and not please continue with your sales pitch.
8. Girls understand that exposing your midriff is a privilege not a right.
9. People discover the joy of "Cheap Seats" on ESPN Classic.
10. Americans learn that Dr. Phil enjoys sex with farm animals and drinking his own urine.