- Duke sucks -- I guess I have to clarify it to Duke basketball since they are pretty shitty in everything else.
- Cubs suck -- This isn't much of a wish since it is usually reality.
- Yankees suck gopher balls and George Steinbrenner fires the whole team.
- Barry Bonds quietly retires and we never hear another word about him.
- The Arizona Cardinals perform like they do on my PlayStation 2 or in "Jerry Maguire."
- Baseball adopts a tougher drug policy and does something about revenue sharing.
- If an athlete signs a contract and then holds out a few years later because he wants a better contract he is kicked out of the league. You and your agent signed the damn contract so deal with it.
- TV announcers wear shock collars so everytime they say something stupid select members of the viewing audience can give them a nice pick me up.
- Less golf and more football on TV.
- The NHL becomes popular.
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Just remember that Duke and the Cubs suck.
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