Life caddy

Epiphany alert. So for some odd reason I was thinking about golf and how cool it is that they have a caddy that offers them advice. As I continued thinking, I thought what if anyone had a caddy for life? Just someone that follows you around and helps you out in tight situations. You know like if you are drunk and thinking about calling a midget hooker, but your life caddy talks some sense into you and you just end up buying an issue of "Barely Legal Dwarfs" and some vaseline. Just a passing fancy but I know we all have done things in the past where we wish we did have a life caddy.


  1. Man do I need one of those. Rich people call them Butlers. The old school ones did just that. Followed you around and helped and kept you out of troubles.

    On the midget thing. I saw some midget porn once and it wasn't as wierd as I thought it was going to be.

    Second Midget thing....Your WIERD.


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