Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Nude sun tanning
So I have decided to eliminate the middle man when it comes to tanning and just buy the self-tanning lotion. For the last 2 nights I have been hanging out with my wang out working on my tan. I just get all lubed up and then watch TV for about 30 minutes in the buff and voila I am an orange. Fortunately no one has come over to visit while I was getting my golden glow but it is kind of weird watching a show like "Six Feet Under" while I am sans clothes. So here is what I look like; notice the huge package I am sporting, and yes I do like to go to the beach whenever I want to pose and shoot pictures.