Boring

I have taken my essential vitamins and minerals today but who wants to hear about that. I think it would be fun to take a squirt gun filled with lotion to a porn theater and squirt people in the back of the head. I also think it would be fun to go to a large public restroom and wait in one of the stalls until someone sits next to you then break out a warm Snickers bar and smear it all over your hands and then ask the guy next to you if he can spare some toilet paper.