Thursday, June 23, 2005

"30 Days"

I was watching this show last night and it was kind of scary. This dude starting taking HGH (Human Growth Hormones) and testerone to start looking and feeling younger. He was exercising, eating right and taking a shitload of supplements. Anyway about 3 weeks into it his liver started to show abnormalities and he had no live sperm. Before he began the experiment he donated sperm and he had 80 million healthy semen in his underpants navy but after 21 days they were all dead when he went back to the sperm bank. Holy Chernobyl meltdown. So as you can guess he immediately quit the program and his boys returned to their normal, happy selfs a few weeks later.

And a special shout out to DucatiMike for being a cool dude. And remember a crowded elevator smells different to midget.

3 comments:

DucatiMike said...

Ha Ha...I got special mention...oh wait I was the ONLY one mentioned. Is that better?!

I had sex with a midget once...is really not any different than with a "larger" person. Did I type that outloud?!

mrshife said...

So does your junk look huge when a midget grabs it?

Anonymous said...

good info