Quincy's dog hair

Can someone explain to me how my dog's hair can get inside the part of the phone where it displays the time? I now have two dog hairs stuck in there and I have no clue as to how I should retrieve them. First I watched that damn film "Primer" that made my head swell and now I am trying to wrap my head around this cell phone mystery. I remember when life was so much simpler and all I did was watch cartoons and fill my diapers.

And to make things worse my nightmare came to fruition concerning UNC hoops as May, Raymond and Marvin said they are going pro. So besides losing their seniors, the Heels lost 4 underclassmen. It is going to be a different year next year. I don't think there will be any chance of Carolina repeating as National Champs.