Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Bring your zit to work day

Do you ever get zits that make your whole face hurt? Every time you breath you can feel the red beast growing and encompassing more of your delicate skin. Every time you touch it you feel like your whole face is going to cave in. I weighed myself and I have gained 10 pounds because I have two enormous growths taking up residence on my face. One is on my nose and one is on my chin so if I don't breathe or talk or eat I feel fine. I am 35 fucking years old ... aren't you suppose to quit getting acne after a certain time? I need these craters on my face about as I much as I need a pitchfork in my ass.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I still think you are cute...