Toughest ticket in town

Quincy and I are working feverishly to acquire NCAA tickets here in Boise but so far we haven't had any luck. All of our leads have turned out to as useless as Quincy in a jumping contest. Everyone who has tickets is selling them for 4 or 5 times their face value. Bastards.
I might have to send the basset out on a top-secret covert mission and see if he can find some duckets.