Quincy and lap dancing

I don't know what it is about our beloved dog but whenever we come home he likes to bury his head in our laps. At first we thought maybe we had some personal hygiene problems that were going undetected by everyone except Quincy. Then I thought maybe he thinks my crotch resembles a pinata because he kept headbutting my nuts. Well after much debate with my wonderful wife I think Quincy was a stripper in a previous life and he is just trying to give us lap dances. I have been putting dollar bills in his collar and to prove my theory correct I am going to put a stripper pole in the house to see how Quincy reacts.


  1. Anonymous3/10/2005

    I must say that's an interesting theory. Keep us informed on how that works out. Maybe you should get him Carmen Electra's stripper aerobics video to teach him a few moves.


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