The Dog Saga Continues

I have decided that our dog, Quincy, can be a stay-at-home dog and continue to anchor the couch. There has been an alarming increase in our neighborhood of couches just getting up and walking away so it is important to have a highly skilled couch anchor like Quincy on the premises. The pay stinks but it has great benefits. The fat basset should be pleased with that and he can put away his resume now.