Thought of the day
Look, I shouldn’t even be doing this, but I like you.
It’s almost September, corporate is on my case, and I’ve gotta move this current meme stock off the lot before midnight on the 31st. We have 2026 models packed bumper-to-bumper here at Confessions of a Dumb, White Guy HQ, and frankly, I need the floor space yesterday.
I told the big boss I was gonna slash the prices on these laughs, and he thought I was insane. But you know what? That’s your gain. Step right up, kick the tires, and take these pristine memes off my hands before I come to my senses!
I will persevere.
I will keep moving forward.
I will be the stream.
Hahahaha
ReplyDeleteOMG Mr Shife! You made me spit some water I was drinking. But yeah, I’m gonna use that ‘not my circus’ line very, very soon.
J.
Hopefully no electronics were harmed.
DeleteThat was a very clever intro to you blog post, and just as funny as your meme collection for the day. The 3 that made LOL the most were the opening meme about adults napping, the man trying to burn his fat before swim suit season, and the life before smartphones. Yes, I'm giving away my age. LOL! Have a blessed week!
ReplyDeleteThank you, kind sir.
DeleteThis is an exceptional batch! I know a few people that need to see the "life before smart phones". And I would tell someone from AZ to come try it with a humidity level of anywhere from 50-100%. We all have our burdens to bear.
ReplyDeleteHumidity is the worst.
DeleteLove the memes! Simba, LOL. The AZ meme also works for winter when different states come on and chastise anyone who complains about snow or ice.
ReplyDeleteYes, it does.
DeleteHah! Definitely stealing that Arizona heat one!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy it.
DeleteA good set, but I laughed out loud at the "Midwest full bloom" season one.
ReplyDeleteSo true.
DeleteI must be the only person left in the entire universe that doesn't use my phone in the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I hate mosquitos. That's the only critter I kill on sight. I even shoo flies out the front door when I can.
I have a panic attack if I don't have my phone with me in the bathroom.
DeleteThe Midwest bloom is SO relatable! I'm so glad to know the origins of the word, T Shirt.
ReplyDeleteThe t-shirt one is the best.
DeleteI want Alice R Fraser's take on everything now, ha.
ReplyDeleteI would join her cult.
DeleteBecause of the arms.
ReplyDeleteIt makes perfect sense!
Totes
DeleteFun stuff. But I'm with Ami about mosquitos. And I can be proud of myself for managing a long nap. It's not so easy any more.
ReplyDeleteI am proud of you.
DeleteOkay, how'd you get that picture of me preparing for beach season? No privacy left at all!
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to sign you NDA.
DeleteGood ones, but I couldn't help but to think the man attempting to burn off fat was missing his orange toupee.
ReplyDeleteNo doubt.
DeleteIf I slapped my mom when she made me dinner, I'd be dead. LOL
ReplyDeleteMe too.
DeleteDoes burning off fat that way really work? I may need to try it.
ReplyDeleteYou don't know what you don't know.
DeleteThese are great
ReplyDeleteFor whatever quirky reason I love the t shirt one.
That one is the best.
DeleteFor the laughs
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome
DeleteThose orange cones are exactly what it looks like all around my area right now.
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't sound like fun.
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