Thought of the day
Apologies for getting deep yesterday.
My prefrontal cortex was working overtime.
In honor of National Zipper Day — and to reassure you that I haven't turned into a full-time philosopher — I’m serving up a classic cautionary tale from my corporate America days back in 2006.
Let’s just say it is a very bad idea to wear pleated pants around strange women.
Who knew a crisp blend of cotton and polyester could be so wicked?
Basically, when you sit down in these dastardly trousers, the groin area "rises to the occasion."
It’s like a pop-up book, and on page 12, Little Johnny sports wood.
They call them "relaxed fit," but they look like you just sprouted a frickin’ oak tree in your pants.
Who tailored these pantaloons? Viagra?
I feel like an effin’ pervert every time I have a meeting. I look down, and whammo, it is Erection Planet. Happy Zipper Day, folks. Watch your pleats.
Talk to you tomorrow.
Meme dump
I will persevere.
I will keep moving forward.
I will be the stream.
lmao That's hilarious.
ReplyDeleteTwenty years later and those pants are still haunting you!
ReplyDeleteSo many questionable trends--like the shoulder pads that made us look like linebackers. That really does look like a severed finger--ugh!!
ReplyDeleteI remember those pants. And that rock is amazing!
ReplyDeleteFortunately during my career, I was always able to be a denim blue jean kind of guy. Maybe if I had worn more pleated pants, I might have gotten more dates.
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