4/26/26

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Thought of the day

First off, a huge thank you for the birthday wishes!
It was very much appreciated and definitely helped me survive another trip around the sun.

However, I have to share some birthday surprises that have fundamentally altered my reality.
According to a very confident AI, I learned that my yellow lab, Ms. Frizzle, is actually a Mr. Frizzle. Not only that, but "he" apparently has a high-stakes side hustle as a guitar-playing architect.

I thought I knew her—I mean, him—but AI just spilled the beans on this secret lifestyle. Now I’m looking at Frizzle and wondering if those barks are actually critiques of my home’s load-bearing walls or just a request for a Hendrix solo. I don’t know if things will ever be the same between my furry structural engineer with a passion for power chords and me. 




P.S. I have had to remind AI a few times that Frizzy is indeed a Ms. I totally spaced it this time, and Mrs. Shife noticed the addition of the penis in the photo. I have no idea why there are architectural plans and three acoustic guitars in the photo. The original photo has none of those things. 


Meme dump




I will persevere.
I will keep moving forward.
I will be the stream. 

Comments

  1. Kelly4/26/2026

    I wonder what the little bird did?? Did it have to go into witness protection.
    I'm a little disturbed about Ms. Frizzle's secret that slipped out.

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  2. Debra She Who Seeks4/26/2026

    Hey, I'M a middle child! Are they going to come after me to make me extinct too?

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    1. Mr. Shife4/28/2026

      I think you are OK being in Canada, Debra.

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  3. Bea4/26/2026

    Haha...AI thinks it is so smart. Ms. Frizzle doesn't have a secret peen although it kinda looks like she does!

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    1. Mr. Shife4/28/2026

      Can confirm that there is no Ms. Frizzle secret peen.

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  4. peppylady (Dora)4/26/2026

    Oh, the joy of licking beaters.

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  5. Debby4/27/2026

    Happy birthday! Suggestion: do not discuss the case of Ms Frizzle's possible secret penis with RFK, Jr. He'll wind up on your doorstep wanting to study this himself.

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    1. Mr. Shife4/28/2026

      Thanks, Debby! I think one of the last things in the world I would want to do is have a discussion with that nut bar.

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  6. Bijoux4/27/2026

    The more I hear, the more I think we really don't need AI.

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    1. Mr. Shife4/28/2026

      I think we would be OK without it.

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  7. Bob4/27/2026

    I'm a middle child. Is my very existence at stake???
    That bird may have been the ringleader; you cannot trust birds.

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    1. Mr. Shife4/28/2026

      I am just passing along the information, Bob!

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  8. Jeff 4/27/2026

    AI ain't all its cracked up to be...

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    1. Mr. Shife4/28/2026

      It definitely still has a lot of shortcomings.

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  9. Margaret4/28/2026

    It just goes to show that AI can be unreliable! I never use it although John is a little addicted to ChatGPT. :(

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