tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post8346805426618702189..comments2024-03-28T16:09:42.550-06:00Comments on Confessions of a Dumb, White Guy: The Vasectomy MonologuesMr. Shifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-35635798845684156412014-06-03T14:25:31.141-06:002014-06-03T14:25:31.141-06:00Your story is hilarious, Mr. Shife! It’s great to ...Your story is hilarious, Mr. Shife! It’s great to know everything went well with your procedure. Yes, it was probably uneasy to move around for few days or weeks after the operation, but I trust you managed well. How are you doing?<br /><br /> <a href="http://vasectomysydney.blogspot.com/2014/03/make-getting-vasectomy-in-sydney-easier.html" rel="nofollow">Harold Judelman @ Vasectomy Sydney</a><br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17959944604352508260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-40194478425999237102013-02-08T19:14:49.368-07:002013-02-08T19:14:49.368-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-55901298225227587492013-02-08T19:14:43.569-07:002013-02-08T19:14:43.569-07:00Thanks Dr. Ken. You are a good man. Thanks Dr. Ken. You are a good man. Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-90907247981535221452013-02-06T19:40:31.573-07:002013-02-06T19:40:31.573-07:00Where did you find Dr. Richard Chop? I laughed my...Where did you find Dr. Richard Chop? I laughed my ass off. Ice your junk with a couple of cold beers. You deserve it. Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-38781749369128295342013-02-04T21:35:08.268-07:002013-02-04T21:35:08.268-07:00Nope Jay. I just thought it would be a great shirt...Nope Jay. I just thought it would be a great shirt to wear. I only break out that guy for really special occasions like weddings. Working on the follow up, follow up for this week's update. Hope all is well after your big move.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-17754303691272561192013-02-04T07:43:25.919-07:002013-02-04T07:43:25.919-07:00Did you actually wear that shirt, though? LOL.
Wa...Did you actually wear that shirt, though? LOL.<br /><br />Waiting for your follow up, follow up post.<br /><br />I'm not feeling so scared for myself, yet. Pretty sure I'll go through similar stages of panic.Jay Noelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04757777693161610861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-90762157092336468592013-02-03T11:19:06.262-07:002013-02-03T11:19:06.262-07:00That is aweseome, texlahoma.
I think we need to g...That is aweseome, texlahoma. <br />I think we need to get this vasectomy anthem to Toby Keith. Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-71132997176327741042013-02-03T09:37:39.906-07:002013-02-03T09:37:39.906-07:00"Lying here on the sofa with an icebag on my ..."Lying here on the sofa with an icebag on my balls."<br /><br />"The answering machine is playing back all of my calls."<br /><br />"Pick up, pick up, don't get them snipped back!"<br /><br />"I did some checking, that doctors a quack."<br /><br />"As usual, you're a little too late, I done got them chopped, I done sealed my fate."<br /><br />"So now I'm lying here on the sofa with an icebag on my balls."<br /><br />"Wishing I hadn't played back my calls."<br /><br />texlahomahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13251535716702501350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-85568627204159313342013-02-02T16:46:24.379-07:002013-02-02T16:46:24.379-07:00Thanks John. I would have preferred the snip at th...Thanks John. I would have preferred the snip at the barbershop but all in all I am doing fine. Pretty sure I will never look at a frozen bag of peas the same way ever. Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-69854595709666133302013-02-02T16:41:30.730-07:002013-02-02T16:41:30.730-07:00When I had the snip I came home on my bicycle. Min...When I had the snip I came home on my bicycle. Mind you when I say snip I had only been to the barbershop.<br />Do you ride a bike?<br />Seriously though I am full of admiration.john bainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15624118202659480062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-4647879353764177992013-02-02T14:23:09.502-07:002013-02-02T14:23:09.502-07:00The Shife abides. I will drink to that, BP. I thin...The Shife abides. I will drink to that, BP. I think it is going to a little while before I will not need a tissue when listening to "Big Balls" but I will get there someday. Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-30691260032377034942013-02-02T13:45:10.278-07:002013-02-02T13:45:10.278-07:00here's a toast to your courage and selflessnes...here's a toast to your courage and selflessness! <br /><br />can you still listen to ac dc's big balls without getting misty eyed?billy pilgrimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00128876723713271131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-14275017391808487082013-02-02T08:34:36.088-07:002013-02-02T08:34:36.088-07:00Thanks Red. I am glad you enjoyed it. I think I ha...Thanks Red. I am glad you enjoyed it. I think I have done good too with Shife 1 and Shife 2. Have a good one. Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-29784425835799907242013-02-02T08:26:11.133-07:002013-02-02T08:26:11.133-07:00L-M-eff-A-O...::smh:: You're a piece of work S...L-M-eff-A-O...::smh:: You're a piece of work Shife. Congrats on a successful "taming of the swimmers".It's okay to give them abreak already. They already won the gold twice by giving you Shife 1 and Shife 2. You did good ;-)Redhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00995981511802074871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-23554163334552929702013-02-02T08:04:00.848-07:002013-02-02T08:04:00.848-07:00Hi Val. I am glad I made it OK too. I don't th...Hi Val. I am glad I made it OK too. I don't think I am brave. Just being responsible, and also would like to maintain my sanity. I think if we had 1 more kid I would go a little crazy. Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-36689364648442597402013-02-02T03:19:32.110-07:002013-02-02T03:19:32.110-07:00I'm thankful you got through it okay and that ...I'm thankful you got through it okay and that the procedure wasn't too bad. Can't think why you didn't wear that shirt. Hope the soreness wears off pretty soon. Did I tell you I think you're a brave man? Valeriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12099030819314552958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-67701616592731514772013-02-01T20:14:08.043-07:002013-02-01T20:14:08.043-07:00Thanks kden, Jon, and Ms. Moon.
No jogging for a ...Thanks kden, Jon, and Ms. Moon. <br />No jogging for a little bit for sure. Yep Ricki is back as I saw her show while I was running on the treadmill at the gym. I was surprised too. Didn't wear the shirt but I did give it a long, long consideration. I don't know why Duck Dynasty cracks me up but it does. Glad all is well at the Moon house, and I look forward to feeling manly soon. I think it will help when these peas are no longer needed. Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-49976942789150795532013-02-01T20:05:08.025-07:002013-02-01T20:05:08.025-07:00We have been watching Duck Dynasty too! However, t...We have been watching Duck Dynasty too! However, there are no bags of peas on anyone's crotchular area at the Moon house tonight. I am grateful for that. And also, that your surgery went well. <br />Believe me, you will still be a man. Ms. Moonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09776404747858099919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-7091800511147763952013-02-01T20:04:09.893-07:002013-02-01T20:04:09.893-07:00I read through the whole thing, and my recurring t...I read through the whole thing, and my recurring thought was, "Ricki Lake still has a show?". Well, at least I know I'll never see you on Maury now. I do hope you wore the t-shirt though. Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09954583977412597460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-27407158898604484562013-02-01T19:55:20.234-07:002013-02-01T19:55:20.234-07:00Well now that we've got the introductions out ...Well now that we've got the introductions out of the way.....ha. Glad you're feeling good enough to post a post-snipping sentence. Just don't go jogging for awhile.kdenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07504994174268834559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-57562662562098468652013-02-01T19:35:50.435-07:002013-02-01T19:35:50.435-07:00Hi Just Bob. Hi Just Bob. Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-45727514968878510252013-02-01T19:34:37.217-07:002013-02-01T19:34:37.217-07:00Hi Shife.Hi Shife.just bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06686002034670653764noreply@blogger.com