tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post5283910958132971901..comments2024-03-28T19:56:17.880-06:00Comments on Confessions of a Dumb, White Guy: The Pole PositionMr. Shifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-75901530509858660082012-07-21T08:47:03.357-06:002012-07-21T08:47:03.357-06:00Mr. Shife - I wish my memory was in better shape. ...Mr. Shife - I wish my memory was in better shape. That story started with a lot of alcohol being consumed<br />(I actually thought it was going to be the same story) I think it involved a pickup, maybe hitchhiking and traveling quite a long way and a lot of crazy stuff that I can't recall.texlahomahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13251535716702501350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-66651716733576542862012-07-18T17:58:30.141-06:002012-07-18T17:58:30.141-06:00so be honest Magic Mike is really your true life s...so be honest Magic Mike is really your true life story??? hahaPhatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06694684931757245608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-41707705988404970282012-07-16T23:19:28.543-06:002012-07-16T23:19:28.543-06:00Yes Dr. Ken I am quite the acrobat. You should see...Yes Dr. Ken I am quite the acrobat. You should see me on the pommel horse. I didn't mention in the story but Boise does not allow nudity so it is basically a bikini bar so yes indeed I needed to make that place happening.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-36766816819109358082012-07-16T23:13:14.126-06:002012-07-16T23:13:14.126-06:00outstanding story. i didn't know you were so ...outstanding story. i didn't know you were so nimble. <br /><br />i can see how a boise titty club could be a little depressing, so kudos to you for perking up the joint.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-48444019775380149782012-07-16T22:48:18.106-06:002012-07-16T22:48:18.106-06:00Hey Unplug the Hub. What is up? I have not met a n...Hey Unplug the Hub. What is up? I have not met a nice bouncer yet. And we are still talking about the dudes and not the girl's boobs right? <br />Hey BP. There are a lot of things to obsess over in a strip club but I don't think I have ever worried about the overall cleanliness of the pole. Then again there is a reason why it is so dark in there.<br />Hello Texlahoma. Glad you liked the story. So now I need to know what led you to my blog. Extremely curious.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-32759161100197259892012-07-16T22:44:15.220-06:002012-07-16T22:44:15.220-06:00No Silly Rabbit I was unable to make someone's...No Silly Rabbit I was unable to make someone's fantasies come true.=) Plus it was really hard to move around in those Levis.<br />Hi ya Kden. I have been in one of those places too. I actually have a funny story about it but I will have to share it another day.<br />Hello Val. Nope they did not see my potential. Plus I think I needed to work on my cleavage.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-86915297332949094782012-07-16T19:42:16.233-06:002012-07-16T19:42:16.233-06:00Great story! I think an even wilder story was what...Great story! I think an even wilder story was what lead me to this blog.<br />Have a good one.texlahomahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13251535716702501350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-91077482225353448992012-07-14T16:22:04.716-06:002012-07-14T16:22:04.716-06:00excellent story. i spent countless nights in simi...excellent story. i spent countless nights in similar establishments and had a friend who was obsessed with the fact that pole wasn't sanitized between acts.billy pilgrimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00128876723713271131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-29517028584573670032012-07-14T15:45:10.854-06:002012-07-14T15:45:10.854-06:00We call them bouncers. No not the girls tits, the ...We call them bouncers. No not the girls tits, the guys who threw you, I mean, escorted you out. Do you think doormen/bouncers know how to have fun?john bainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15624118202659480062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-87730311090923775792012-07-14T02:53:27.708-06:002012-07-14T02:53:27.708-06:00Thought you were going to say they signed you up f...Thought you were going to say they signed you up for life...lol.Valeriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12099030819314552958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-9773561237025671722012-07-13T22:21:00.258-06:002012-07-13T22:21:00.258-06:00Oh Boy, you have led an exciting life. Years ago m...Oh Boy, you have led an exciting life. Years ago my husband and I went into one of those places where a girl dances and you're in a small room behind glass watching. It was weird and creepy and I couldn't wait to get outta there.kdenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07504994174268834559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-62904605053080014262012-07-13T21:33:55.626-06:002012-07-13T21:33:55.626-06:00What? They didn't let you do lap dances? lol...What? They didn't let you do lap dances? lolsilly rabbithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01313221194740196751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-62110921121863210842012-07-13T20:40:47.355-06:002012-07-13T20:40:47.355-06:00Yes indeed Jon, and it is going to get worse for m...Yes indeed Jon, and it is going to get worse for me because I am working on something that is going to probably make my son hate me when he is older. <br />You are spot on Jay. The first time I went to a strip club was a magical night. Definitely an eye opener.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-26768980570515327172012-07-13T20:23:55.654-06:002012-07-13T20:23:55.654-06:00I remember the first time I went to s trip club. A...I remember the first time I went to s trip club. And it was one of the more upscale establishments.<br /><br />After about an hour, I was bored. And frankly, I felt a little sorry for the ladies. But I will admit, the first thirty minutes were pretty awesome.Jay Noelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04757777693161610861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-44320635392448840692012-07-13T20:04:54.068-06:002012-07-13T20:04:54.068-06:00And now the tale belongs to the ages. I'd post...And now the tale belongs to the ages. I'd post my embarrassing stories too, but they're nowhere near as amusing as yours. Besides, I think my repression of them is coming along nicely.Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09954583977412597460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-78438510039139140642012-07-13T19:53:13.632-06:002012-07-13T19:53:13.632-06:00Hi Just Bob. You know a gentleman never kisses and...Hi Just Bob. You know a gentleman never kisses and tells, but since I am not a gentleman I can tell you it was not enough to get me a six-pack of Moose Drool.<br />Hi Red. Of course I am. I come from a long line of dorks. I can only imagine the dorkitude Kyle is going to harness when he is older.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-426051426075863432012-07-13T18:58:18.749-06:002012-07-13T18:58:18.749-06:00Dork.Dork.Redhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00995981511802074871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-58217093390673681052012-07-13T18:53:36.746-06:002012-07-13T18:53:36.746-06:00How many singles did you get stuffed into your gar...How many singles did you get stuffed into your garter?just bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06686002034670653764noreply@blogger.com