tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post3350335136907539246..comments2024-03-28T19:56:17.880-06:00Comments on Confessions of a Dumb, White Guy: Let the madness beginMr. Shifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-40578983897864104572008-03-28T00:16:00.000-06:002008-03-28T00:16:00.000-06:00A Hypochondriac's delight: extensive assortment of...A Hypochondriac's delight: extensive assortment of diseases and afflictions from which to choose.Jack Paynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02838385417692720281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-10527416820175826122008-03-25T14:19:00.000-06:002008-03-25T14:19:00.000-06:00cher, beer just for cougars? awesome... and who do...cher, beer just for cougars? awesome... and who doesnt like a little vomit?INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-91321985659227164642008-03-25T14:10:00.000-06:002008-03-25T14:10:00.000-06:00Yuck with the backhair, but creative.Yuck with the backhair, but creative.JMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05144019552337738621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-52216275728046774982008-03-25T04:35:00.000-06:002008-03-25T04:35:00.000-06:00Wow. I feel 100% more normal now, after reading a...Wow. I feel 100% more normal now, after reading about those kinks!<BR/><BR/>CxxClairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15681193035888306703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-66874436342069399902008-03-24T21:11:00.000-06:002008-03-24T21:11:00.000-06:00I get warm fuzzies just thinking about Hugh Jackma...I get warm fuzzies just thinking about Hugh Jackman's Wolverine sideburns...Meeeoow! Is there a name for someone with a sideburn fetish?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-39322825167530457642008-03-24T11:27:00.000-06:002008-03-24T11:27:00.000-06:00I'm married to a #3...so what does that make me???...I'm married to a #3...so what does that make me??? YIKES!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-52703950104217579732008-03-24T07:14:00.000-06:002008-03-24T07:14:00.000-06:00Great post lolI will never understand how hair can...Great post lol<BR/><BR/>I will never understand how hair can turn someone on.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-13017968420407638032008-03-23T09:32:00.000-06:002008-03-23T09:32:00.000-06:00Dude, I used your post as inspiration for the late...Dude, I used your post as inspiration for the latest <A HREF="http://www.wtffriday.blogspot.com" REL="nofollow">"WTF Friday"</A> post. Just don't have eaten too recently if you choose to open the links....A new Ron,ron,ron a new ron,ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06068280148346773305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-58232619297840813342008-03-22T22:43:00.000-06:002008-03-22T22:43:00.000-06:00Go 'Horns!!!Anyway, how on earth do you come up wi...Go 'Horns!!!<BR/><BR/>Anyway, how on earth do you come up with this stuff, Shifster???<BR/><BR/>KarenPenelopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15765737667782111636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-37195994976935589502008-03-22T22:10:00.000-06:002008-03-22T22:10:00.000-06:00suzanne-Wildcat Strong baby.It's the one with the ...suzanne-Wildcat Strong baby.<BR/>It's the one with the cougar on it.<BR/>It's bad, but it'll git cha drunkcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13901320369144188245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-26626649309459349322008-03-22T21:59:00.000-06:002008-03-22T21:59:00.000-06:00Yay! So, go Wisconsin! I have them winning, and ye...Yay! So, go Wisconsin! I have them winning, and yeah, I did get a bit overenthusiastically bouncy when UCONN was winning by a point here and there and then OT and wtf, but...so.....what is wrong with being a Xenophile? I mean seriously, arent we all just a little bit of all of those things once in a while with the right person? (maybe I wont go there now, but beware in future posts, i might.....)<BR/><BR/>Hey Cher, what brand of cheap beer? =D <BR/><BR/>So I have this friend who is in Bulgaria and he is teaching an English class, so he used one of my blogs. The class came back and wanted to know what I meant by Holy Shitehawks....I thought that was funny, because I was able to give this long winded definition that ranged from seagull to Adam West and Batman. Funny stuff. Miss you man.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-57489854869316146952008-03-22T20:12:00.000-06:002008-03-22T20:12:00.000-06:00So I guess a person with Emetophilia would find so...So I guess a person with Emetophilia would find someone purging from Bulimia virtually irresistible.texlahomahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13251535716702501350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-30759842004786063032008-03-22T12:48:00.000-06:002008-03-22T12:48:00.000-06:00hahaha Stop, Drop and Roll - now it will never mea...hahaha Stop, Drop and Roll - now it will never mean the same to me - I thank you for continuing to ever-change my outlook on life haha<BR/><BR/>Happy Easter dude :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-23502291640505919872008-03-22T10:37:00.000-06:002008-03-22T10:37:00.000-06:00Very informative Mr. Shife! How about adding douch...Very informative Mr. Shife! How about adding douchebagophilia to your list? As I recently found out, I may have an attraction to douchebags. This has got to change dammit!The Egghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01336604254549934374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-14480066349208436672008-03-21T23:29:00.000-06:002008-03-21T23:29:00.000-06:00told you i'd be back.Trichophilia: sexual arousal ...told you i'd be back.<BR/>Trichophilia: sexual arousal from hair.<BR/>Is this really wrong?<BR/>I've been told I have great hair.cherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13901320369144188245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-86128777770795542492008-03-21T19:16:00.000-06:002008-03-21T19:16:00.000-06:00LOL! Ron, I've seen that vid before as the result ...LOL! Ron, I've seen that vid before as the result of clicking a link I was warned against clicking. I wasn't told <I>why</I> I shouldn't click it, so I figured, "what the hell?"<BR/><BR/>/Regret...Jillianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09332366551719160397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-9866831372818936292008-03-21T19:05:00.000-06:002008-03-21T19:05:00.000-06:00Reading these comments leads me to believe you all...Reading these comments leads me to believe you all have never seen the video classic "2 girls, 1 cup". Google it, and be ready....A new Ron,ron,ron a new ron,ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06068280148346773305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-83756555362300560382008-03-21T15:47:00.000-06:002008-03-21T15:47:00.000-06:00Who the heck would get sexually aroused by vomitin...Who the heck would get sexually aroused by vomiting?!?! They'd also have to be deaf I think b/c just HEARING someone ralphing just makes ME want to join in!Design Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03294606614800938784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-79605924023851440442008-03-21T08:51:00.000-06:002008-03-21T08:51:00.000-06:00i had a bad case of xenophily when i married the l...i had a bad case of xenophily when i married the lovely mrs myshkin but it turned out pretty well.<BR/><BR/>i like the world cup due to the irish factor.billy pilgrimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00128876723713271131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-12263286245318534142008-03-21T08:42:00.000-06:002008-03-21T08:42:00.000-06:00Wow, some of these I never would've thought existe...Wow, some of these I never would've thought existed.<BR/><BR/>What a strange world we live in.Jillianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09332366551719160397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-23732664490076753022008-03-21T06:08:00.000-06:002008-03-21T06:08:00.000-06:00I have two of those. I'll let you guess which two...I have two of those. I'll let you guess which two...Duckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13548756094548116973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-79841701657996886702008-03-21T00:12:00.000-06:002008-03-21T00:12:00.000-06:00i'll be back...i'm glad you don't have spy cams wh...i'll be back...<BR/>i'm glad you don't have spy cams when people read your posts because i was just a victim of the classic shife post. i mean, beer out my nose dude.<BR/><BR/>not cool.<BR/><BR/>it may be cheap beer, but its still beer and it deserves to be swallowed!<BR/><BR/>i will comment later... much later...cherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13901320369144188245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-78310159774196056612008-03-20T23:36:00.000-06:002008-03-20T23:36:00.000-06:00I'm happy for #3, cause he found a lady with that ...I'm happy for #3, cause he found a lady with that hair-loving disease. God bless those two NASCAR fans . . .Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-29886794267284080772008-03-20T23:19:00.000-06:002008-03-20T23:19:00.000-06:00Well that guy ruined a perfectly good sweater by c...Well that guy ruined a perfectly good sweater by cutting a hole in it in the shape of a three!Essentially Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03793456306791918153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-53328875567719729842008-03-20T22:30:00.000-06:002008-03-20T22:30:00.000-06:00Hmm what a very interesting post my friend. I lea...Hmm what a very interesting post my friend. I learned a lot of new terms by visiting.<BR/><BR/>Good Luck to UNC ;)Phatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06694684931757245608noreply@blogger.com