tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post114420788008360229..comments2024-03-28T19:56:17.880-06:00Comments on Confessions of a Dumb, White Guy: More RevelationsMr. Shifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1153404646684273182006-07-20T08:10:00.000-06:002006-07-20T08:10:00.000-06:00A fantastic blog yours. Keep it up.If you have a m...A fantastic blog yours. Keep it up.<BR/>If you have a moment, please visit my <A HREF="http://www.job-portal.ws" REL="nofollow">baseball salaries</A> site.<BR/>I send you warm regards and wish you continued success.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1144373742804408852006-04-06T19:35:00.000-06:002006-04-06T19:35:00.000-06:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1144370407274533492006-04-06T18:40:00.000-06:002006-04-06T18:40:00.000-06:00Oh, spring has come and gone here in Texas. We are...Oh, spring has come and gone here in Texas. We are into summer now!! However, we had a couple of "pop-up" thunderstorms today. They come out of no where, last about 10 minutes and then die out. Then we go back to hot, sunny and muggy. Woo-hoo!!!Cassandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09875511247524731958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1144356663671936932006-04-06T14:51:00.000-06:002006-04-06T14:51:00.000-06:00Moscow cops can eat a dick. I was there in HS seve...Moscow cops can eat a dick. I was there in HS several times and I did not care for them in the lsightest.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and agian, a sailor who shaves his chest...Let the stereotypes continue.White Dadehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04000657284869736377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1144347720411567062006-04-06T12:22:00.000-06:002006-04-06T12:22:00.000-06:00I, like pollyanna, would love to hear more about 6...I, like pollyanna, would love to hear more about 6 days in jail myself.<BR/><BR/>I have often bragged that I could do a week or 2 standing on my head. I have even wanted to be given a week or 2 sentence just to get the fuck away from people a few times<BR/><BR/>I'm probably full of shit thoughMollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03525232011290935299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1144335280664082962006-04-06T08:54:00.000-06:002006-04-06T08:54:00.000-06:00Hmmm...The Final Countdown and chest hair. It's a...Hmmm...The Final Countdown <I>and</I> chest hair. It's almost too much to take!An Urban Femmehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18282677659877077757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1144326355366148182006-04-06T06:25:00.000-06:002006-04-06T06:25:00.000-06:00Thank you for sharing so much!!It was VERY interes...Thank you for sharing so much!!<BR/>It was VERY interesting reading. :)<BR/>You're a special person.<BR/>I mean that in a good way, not a short bus way.meghansdiscontenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12924247276919216201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1144309025043180402006-04-06T01:37:00.000-06:002006-04-06T01:37:00.000-06:00I missed the ear post but will catch up... promise...I missed the ear post but will catch up... promise!<BR/><BR/>I just want to say hi while I have 10 mins left before we go on a trek to a Bedouin village :-)<BR/><BR/>Hello from Dahab, Egypt!missyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13125785186230552035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1144307581315684622006-04-06T01:13:00.000-06:002006-04-06T01:13:00.000-06:00You bad boy!!! I can't tell you how many times I ...You bad boy!!! I can't tell you how many times I have been arrested (and how many states, etc), but I have only been in jail a few times. Ever since you asked about what would your theme song be I have been thinking about it. It has become an obsession. I settle on one and then I hear another song or think of something and then it starts all over again. Right now I think the Xena theme should play every time I enter a room.Scottish Toodlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17846209988015583381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1144293033779322272006-04-05T21:10:00.000-06:002006-04-05T21:10:00.000-06:00after reading your post I've realized that I lead ...after reading your post I've realized that I lead a very boring life. I mean, I'm not even cool enough to have the ringtone of a bad magician...uh I mean illusionist on my phone. <BR/><BR/>I'm glad to hear you quit dipping. I think that's a really nasty habit. But I learned that the tongue regenerates. That's my "learn something new every day" lesson for today. :)Design Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03294606614800938784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1144292529197432732006-04-05T21:02:00.000-06:002006-04-05T21:02:00.000-06:00i dont own a cell phone and after reading cell by ...i dont own a cell phone and after reading cell by stephen king ..i may never get one..but if i do..instead of a ring tone i want it to say "answer the fucking phone"yellowdoggrannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14906624317290990109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1144291027717521012006-04-05T20:37:00.000-06:002006-04-05T20:37:00.000-06:00Wow, I now feel like I know everything about you!!...Wow, I now feel like I know everything about you!! Kinda freaky. Not you, just the knowing. <BR/><BR/>What? You don't have a cockroach army of your own? I don't keep them in my apartment, but I'm training them to rid the world of morons! muwhahahahahahaCassandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09875511247524731958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1144286840559161622006-04-05T19:27:00.000-06:002006-04-05T19:27:00.000-06:00Heh.. you said seamen.Heh.. you said seamen.DaMastahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17567582947101884720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1144286239397997252006-04-05T19:17:00.000-06:002006-04-05T19:17:00.000-06:00Man, I'm trying to take that all in!My current rin...Man, I'm trying to take that all in!<BR/><BR/>My current ring tone is Haddaway's 'What is Love' although I have different ring tones for different people.<BR/><BR/>I'm glad you ditched the tobacco. You need your tongue!The Scarletthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08720514533498874330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1144265325593289382006-04-05T13:28:00.000-06:002006-04-05T13:28:00.000-06:00Fuuuuuuck! I've got that damn song stuck in my hea...Fuuuuuuck! I've got that damn song stuck in my head now. I spent years trying to forget about it.<BR/><BR/>LMAO at your comment to the cop. Have you ever been featured on "COPS"?<BR/><BR/>Quizno's kicks ass!<BR/><BR/>Hmmmm...I like semen...er...SEAmen. Did ya get any tattoos? Show me yours and I'll show you mine. <BR/><BR/>Eddie Van Halen (my oldest son is named Edward Wolfgang...yes, I'm a EVH fan) lost part of his tongue, too. I don't know if his grew back or not...I don't spend much time in his mouth.<BR/><BR/>The only joke I know about a mayonnaise jar is : What's grosser than gross? Getting to the bottom of a mayonnaise jar and finding a rubber.Denisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12285970551810318182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1144264858247874322006-04-05T13:20:00.000-06:002006-04-05T13:20:00.000-06:00Shife, your confessions made me think of that SNL ...Shife, your confessions made me think of that SNL skit "Secrets." It was usually a person like Tom Hanks, letting the world know he was, in fact, "not the nicest guy in Hollywood." (You can tell me if you're secretly an SNL writer.)<BR/><BR/>I would LOVE to hear more about this six days in jail story. I loved the sass.<BR/><BR/>And OMG, Mrs... I laughed my ass off at your post. Was the dog's name Paris Hilton?LilyWhitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04946149782968086811noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1144264787265365422006-04-05T13:19:00.000-06:002006-04-05T13:19:00.000-06:00Chest hair = evilChest hair = evilLukehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17297937759197658144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1144258574652266612006-04-05T11:36:00.000-06:002006-04-05T11:36:00.000-06:00Shit, Duck, I guess I am going to have to wear som...Shit, Duck, I guess I am going to have to wear some waders to make it through the crap you are spewing.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1144255535132734492006-04-05T10:45:00.000-06:002006-04-05T10:45:00.000-06:00"My ringtone is "The Final Countdown" by Europe."T..."My ringtone is "The Final Countdown" by Europe."<BR/><BR/>They're leaving together, but still they stand tall. And maybe they've seen us and welcome us all.<BR/><BR/>I hate ringtones for the record, however, if forced to choose one, it'd definitely be a song along the lines of Final Countdown.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1144254086198610752006-04-05T10:21:00.000-06:002006-04-05T10:21:00.000-06:00Wow, that was a lot to take in. Thanks for sharing...Wow, that was a lot to take in. Thanks for sharing. It's great to know, our favorite blogger is human.JMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05144019552337738621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1144248602734185762006-04-05T08:50:00.000-06:002006-04-05T08:50:00.000-06:00Let's see ... gay ... gay ... nope, don't see it. ...Let's see ... gay ... gay ... nope, don't see it. Maybe next post. ;-)T. Leachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14650601772832393486noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1144246081436321182006-04-05T08:08:00.000-06:002006-04-05T08:08:00.000-06:00I'm sure anyone who had part of their tongue taken...I'm sure anyone who had part of their tongue taken off would stop... Atleast you quit while you were a head. <BR/><BR/>I am a person of routine also... No matter where I go I always order the same thing. I dont want to take the chance of ordering something and not liking it. Especially when I'm hungry.lillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14953602765657601018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1144245148395795512006-04-05T07:52:00.000-06:002006-04-05T07:52:00.000-06:00I'll have to do a "confessions" post of my own som...I'll have to do a "confessions" post of my own someday. Sorry to steal the idea, but everyone knows I have no original ideas of my own.Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09954583977412597460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1144244361264102512006-04-05T07:39:00.000-06:002006-04-05T07:39:00.000-06:00makes me want to come down to visit you...makes me want to come down to visit you...madame Phttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09294659188677405176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1144243876806997152006-04-05T07:31:00.000-06:002006-04-05T07:31:00.000-06:00There is a Bassett Hound parade where in live on A...There is a Bassett Hound parade where in live on April 22nd. I love Bassett Hounds. <BR/><BR/>Manscaping is a must.<BR/><BR/>I forgot you were a Navy man...Blondehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10235574856654438920noreply@blogger.com