tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post114073744394590952..comments2024-03-28T19:56:17.880-06:00Comments on Confessions of a Dumb, White Guy: Name this featureMr. Shifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1140980914951195352006-02-26T12:08:00.000-07:002006-02-26T12:08:00.000-07:00:) Wallace & Gromit are tops.:) Wallace & Gromit are tops.An Urban Femmehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18282677659877077757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1140972206090993322006-02-26T09:43:00.000-07:002006-02-26T09:43:00.000-07:00Hollywood SludgeThe Good, The Bad, and The ShifeHo...Hollywood Sludge<BR/><BR/>The Good, The Bad, and The Shife<BR/><BR/>Hollywood Voyeur<BR/><BR/>That's all I've got right now.Design Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03294606614800938784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1140927886216219652006-02-25T21:24:00.000-07:002006-02-25T21:24:00.000-07:00I like "LIVE NUDE" as a title!! I LOVE Wallace an...I like "LIVE NUDE" as a title!! I LOVE Wallace and Gromit! Did you see the first three little shorts? Did you like CHICKEN RUN??? Anyhow, I think the expanded feature is good-- pop by Denise's blog for a dinner recipe and check yours for a DVD!!!Scottish Toodlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17846209988015583381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1140896732328873892006-02-25T12:45:00.000-07:002006-02-25T12:45:00.000-07:00How about Ejaculatory Capsules?I'm stretching any ...How about Ejaculatory Capsules?<BR/><BR/>I'm stretching any integrity I have remaining.Jon Boleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08375111142990227136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1140896208047850902006-02-25T12:36:00.000-07:002006-02-25T12:36:00.000-07:00Save your $8.50 - Theatrical Confessions of a dumb...Save your $8.50 - Theatrical Confessions of a dumb, white guy<BR/><BR/>ummm still thinking....not funny enough lolTinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03708330091391868308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1140893167623236552006-02-25T11:46:00.000-07:002006-02-25T11:46:00.000-07:00Two Thumbs Up with a Dumb, White Guyhmmmm...thinki...Two Thumbs Up with a Dumb, White Guy<BR/><BR/>hmmmm...thinking....need something funny....ummmm....Tinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03708330091391868308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1140882485489797672006-02-25T08:48:00.000-07:002006-02-25T08:48:00.000-07:00I have a friend who is obsessed with "The Sheild"A...I have a friend who is obsessed with "The Sheild"<BR/>And I thought it was a story about a maxi-pad....LBseahaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05797945283850468976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1140865643573654232006-02-25T04:07:00.000-07:002006-02-25T04:07:00.000-07:00Can´t think of a title that isn´t too naft!But the...Can´t think of a title that isn´t too naft!<BR/><BR/>But then maybe it´s the altitude messing my brain!missyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13125785186230552035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1140863301467531442006-02-25T03:28:00.000-07:002006-02-25T03:28:00.000-07:00too funny, man. i love the shield.also -wasted is ...too funny, man. i love the shield.<BR/><BR/>also -wasted is good advice, i think!Chairborne Strangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07910263345960797945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1140838713458269082006-02-24T20:38:00.000-07:002006-02-24T20:38:00.000-07:00Being that at one point I planned to work as a cop...Being that at one point I planned to work as a copywriter, this naming thing should come pretty easily to me.<BR/><BR/>But I'll admit...it's NOT, dammit!<BR/><BR/>Here are some (pretty lame) attempts:<BR/><BR/>1) "Watch It with The White Guy"<BR/>2) "Shife Says it Sucks"<BR/>3) "The White Guy's Guide"<BR/>4) "Shife's Highlights in Television (SHiT)<BR/><BR/>Whadya think??Nicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11108978743810926406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1140838404822619632006-02-24T20:33:00.000-07:002006-02-24T20:33:00.000-07:00How about "Weekend Entertainment with the Dumb Whi...How about "Weekend Entertainment with the Dumb White Guy"?<BR/><BR/>Either that or:<BR/><BR/>"What to do if you don't have beer money this weekend"<BR/><BR/>PS the Rev takes BS to heavenly levels and the snow in The Weatherman is sooo fake - it was filmed in Chicago and to make it look like winter they covered the area around the ice rink with a white plastic tarp! Bah!!Rocky (Racquel)https://www.blogger.com/profile/08799072270292304491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1140826569033959242006-02-24T17:16:00.000-07:002006-02-24T17:16:00.000-07:00Friday Night Shife...that's all I got right now. I...Friday Night Shife...that's all I got right now. If I think of more you'll know where to find them!Design Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03294606614800938784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1140826381126855692006-02-24T17:13:00.000-07:002006-02-24T17:13:00.000-07:00Leo -- Thanks for the ideas. They made me laugh. I...Leo -- Thanks for the ideas. They made me laugh. I don't know how many people actually know who Barney Fife is anymore. The only Barney most of them know is the purple dinosaur.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1140822927511921702006-02-24T16:15:00.000-07:002006-02-24T16:15:00.000-07:00Angel -- I don't think that gal was an intern my f...Angel -- I don't think that gal was an intern my friend. I believe she was an attending who replaced Bailey while she was on maternity leave.<BR/><BR/>Rev -- You are geunine American hero. And thanks for your input regarding my title. <BR/><BR/>Phats -- The Rev is right, there is plenty of bull shit on his blog.<BR/><BR/>Sugar -- Thanks. And I will be watching that movie this weekend but dammit I don't need to cry at anymore movies.<BR/><BR/>Ann -- That is still a good deal for losing for a tooth.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1140815982362674052006-02-24T14:19:00.000-07:002006-02-24T14:19:00.000-07:00And I hit enter without putting in my suggestion f...And I hit enter without putting in my suggestion for a title. I promise, last comment for today.<BR/><BR/>Try out "White Guy Entertainment," "Entertainment Shifley" (a nod towards EW with your own spin on it) or "Mindless Vapid Distractions," because that's about the only thing coming out these days. However, the last one might get confused with QVC by those not hip with your take on things.<BR/><BR/>Good luck with finding the right title.Jon Boleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08375111142990227136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1140815631104886142006-02-24T14:13:00.000-07:002006-02-24T14:13:00.000-07:00Phats: I have lots and lots of bullshit to suggest...Phats: I have lots and lots of bullshit to suggest. Read my blog and you'll see I'm steeped to the gills in it.Jon Boleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08375111142990227136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1140814260948742242006-02-24T13:51:00.000-07:002006-02-24T13:51:00.000-07:00Umm I can't think of anything creative to title it...Umm I can't think of anything creative to title it. <BR/><BR/>I thought the rev was suggesting the bullshit dude? <BR/><BR/>Love grey's anatomy!Phatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06694684931757245608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1140812432207737862006-02-24T13:20:00.000-07:002006-02-24T13:20:00.000-07:00Shife: Too small or not, they look nice to me, and...Shife: Too small or not, they look nice to me, and to be honest, I never noticed she had hair to begin with. I think we can safely forget the whole shallow thing, of course.Jon Boleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08375111142990227136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1140811220771183472006-02-24T13:00:00.000-07:002006-02-24T13:00:00.000-07:00I am all about getting wasted. If you get wasted a...I am all about getting wasted. If you get wasted and download some porn, some of those new DVDs could be the distractor--the show you are pretending to watch.<BR/>I'm thinking it will be an intern that is a side character. Like that new character, what was her name that was hugging everyone on her first day.JMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05144019552337738621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1140808152677001462006-02-24T12:09:00.000-07:002006-02-24T12:09:00.000-07:00Pollyanna -- I have watched 24 from the beginning....Pollyanna -- I have watched 24 from the beginning. There have been 2 episodes this year that I loved and the rest were just OK. The show likes to take risks but the plots are so similar from season to season. I wish they would get more creative in that area.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1140807737612620352006-02-24T12:02:00.000-07:002006-02-24T12:02:00.000-07:00Maybe something like, "This is entertainment, beca...Maybe something like, "This is entertainment, because Mr. Shife said so."<BR/><BR/>Or not. It's a bit long.<BR/><BR/>In any case, I think the aggressive approach is the right one. Don't SUGGEST entertainment ideas, REQUIRE them.<BR/><BR/>For those of us who have faithfully watched 24 since its inception, does anyone else feel like this season's a big letdown so far? Checking my email has been more exciting lately...LilyWhitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04946149782968086811noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1140807406106249712006-02-24T11:56:00.000-07:002006-02-24T11:56:00.000-07:00In France everything is like a year behind..or at ...In France everything is like a year behind..or at least a season- so you can call it "blowing the whistle on what those Europeans aren't gonna get for another six months"..or not.mo**https://www.blogger.com/profile/14288015000694661408noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1140807150180328532006-02-24T11:52:00.000-07:002006-02-24T11:52:00.000-07:00Mona -- That might work. I figured the Internet wo...Mona -- That might work. I figured the Internet would keep you guys up to speed. Well at least you will know what movies and TV shows really suck.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1140807078172958672006-02-24T11:51:00.000-07:002006-02-24T11:51:00.000-07:00Rev -- Madama Keira isn't too bad on the eyes but ...Rev -- Madama Keira isn't too bad on the eyes but I don't think the Domino look does it for me. That hair cut just makes her look awful. And her boobs could be bigger. What were you saying about being shallow?Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1140806873467141052006-02-24T11:47:00.000-07:002006-02-24T11:47:00.000-07:00Bullshit, dude! "Domino" might be a wet goat teste...Bullshit, dude! "Domino" might be a wet goat teste, but it's got the lovely Madame Keira blowing shit up and rolling around in the buff, which is reason enough for me.<BR/><BR/>That being said, I don't want to come across as being shallow or anything.Jon Boleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08375111142990227136noreply@blogger.com