tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post114071852543249440..comments2024-03-28T19:30:11.901-06:00Comments on Confessions of a Dumb, White Guy: The Penis MonologuesMr. Shifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1141318828762605012006-03-02T10:00:00.000-07:002006-03-02T10:00:00.000-07:00I just don't know what to say. I think this posts...I just don't know what to say. I think this posts speaks for us all.Lukehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17297937759197658144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1141171351206510822006-02-28T17:02:00.000-07:002006-02-28T17:02:00.000-07:00Yeah, the whole "eye" thing is pretty weird huh? ...Yeah, the whole "eye" thing is pretty weird huh? It's really more of a mouth isn't it? I mean, how many things can spit out of their damn eye besides that one lizard thing I can't remember the name of right now that squirts blood out of its eye... <BR/><BR/>It does have the cool name of Willy the One-Eyed Wonder Worm though. There's your stupid random comment for the day. EnjoyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1141146577247995972006-02-28T10:09:00.000-07:002006-02-28T10:09:00.000-07:00Oh my dear GOD! That SO helps me to understand me...Oh my dear GOD! That SO helps me to understand men. Seriously, that was like a public service announcement.An Urban Femmehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18282677659877077757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1141140652316531172006-02-28T08:30:00.000-07:002006-02-28T08:30:00.000-07:00That is classic!I actually felt a twinge of pain w...That is classic!<BR/><BR/>I actually felt a twinge of pain with the "soap in my eye" remark. Ouch.Jay Noelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11571082583740830927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1141139500361180402006-02-28T08:11:00.000-07:002006-02-28T08:11:00.000-07:00wow...lucky Mrs. Shife to be along for the ridewow...lucky Mrs. Shife to be along for the <I>ride</I>LBseahaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05797945283850468976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1141137846223424322006-02-28T07:44:00.000-07:002006-02-28T07:44:00.000-07:00You are one sick, sick bastard. Pehrpas you should...You are one sick, sick bastard. <BR/><BR/>Pehrpas you should just give your penis its own blog, since he seems to have so much to say and probably has better stories. "Confessions of a Dumb, White Penis," perhaps?White Dadehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04000657284869736377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1141112495699265982006-02-28T00:41:00.000-07:002006-02-28T00:41:00.000-07:00LMAO!!! This was one of your finer pieces, or pen...LMAO!!! This was one of your finer pieces, or penises, or something!!! Anyhow, still LOL that rocked!!!!!! You rule!!!!Scottish Toodlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17846209988015583381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1141081822500110552006-02-27T16:10:00.000-07:002006-02-27T16:10:00.000-07:00What I don't get is why your penis admitted to wea...What I don't get is why your penis admitted to wearing a thong and then pretended he/it doesn't..I have a feeling the whole little mind over small mind may be a sham and the small is still able to censor...bou!mo**https://www.blogger.com/profile/14288015000694661408noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1141074433350707842006-02-27T14:07:00.000-07:002006-02-27T14:07:00.000-07:00I wish my penis could talk.I wish my penis could talk.JMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05144019552337738621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1141073230146721722006-02-27T13:47:00.000-07:002006-02-27T13:47:00.000-07:00Laurie -- Well anyone could write about my penis b...Laurie -- Well anyone could write about my penis but I don't think anyone else understands him like I do.<BR/><BR/>Mack -- Mrs. Shife and I actually had this conversation. Seriously. I chose an Australian accent.<BR/><BR/>Damasta -- Soap is good but not in a certain area.<BR/><BR/>Lilly -- I imagine every guy's penis is different but that is what mine is thinking these days.<BR/><BR/>ME -- Thanks. I have been working on a book for years. I am still on the second chapter. And I did get accepted to a film school to study screenwriting but other things happened.<BR/><BR/>SSG -- I am glad you liked it.<BR/><BR/>Madame P -- He is such a drama queen. <BR/><BR/>DB -- That is a good idea.<BR/><BR/>Nate -- The once-a-month kind of visitor.<BR/><BR/>CH -- You are right. The Hoff would make a good penis. You think he would shave his head for the part?Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1141071143308148082006-02-27T13:12:00.000-07:002006-02-27T13:12:00.000-07:00I think the Hoff would make a good Shif's Penis in...I think the Hoff would make a good Shif's Penis in the Broadway production.j merlinohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01647709951021294865noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1141068408677315012006-02-27T12:26:00.001-07:002006-02-27T12:26:00.001-07:00What kind of visitor are we talking about, dare I ...What kind of visitor are we talking about, dare I ask?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1141068378167785592006-02-27T12:26:00.000-07:002006-02-27T12:26:00.000-07:00Hilarious!mrshife, my husband is also addicted to ...Hilarious!<BR/><BR/>mrshife, my husband is also addicted to the Dew. Now he puts in the freezer so it's like a slushie drink. He loves it.dashababyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02296609363123822238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1141065898325695402006-02-27T11:44:00.000-07:002006-02-27T11:44:00.000-07:00your penis has quite an attitude !!! what a drama ...your penis has quite an attitude !!! what a drama queen !!!!madame Phttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09294659188677405176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1141065732575919362006-02-27T11:42:00.000-07:002006-02-27T11:42:00.000-07:00ROFLMAOOOOOOO ~ I'm speechless and in awe of your ...ROFLMAOOOOOOO ~ I'm speechless and in awe of your creativity...well.. I suppose it's not really YOUR creativity as much as it's your penis'...but either way, it was HYSTERICAL !SuperSpyGalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07755165413072804908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1141062341307757382006-02-27T10:45:00.000-07:002006-02-27T10:45:00.000-07:00Oh. My. Gawd.That was the funniest thing I have re...Oh. My. Gawd.<BR/><BR/>That was the funniest thing I have read in a loooong time!!!! Thank you for the laugh...I needed it.<BR/><BR/>You ought to write a book...or a screenplay....SOMETHING!Denisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12285970551810318182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1141060106285079532006-02-27T10:08:00.000-07:002006-02-27T10:08:00.000-07:00wow, I must say that was the most interesting post...wow, I must say that was the most interesting post I have ever read... I always wondered what a guys penis thought about! LOLlillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14953602765657601018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1141058480420627782006-02-27T09:41:00.000-07:002006-02-27T09:41:00.000-07:00Wow. I had no idea that they didn't like soap.Wow. I had no idea that they didn't like soap.DaMastahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17567582947101884720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1141055413139867362006-02-27T08:50:00.000-07:002006-02-27T08:50:00.000-07:00Rocky -- My penis was at the Closing Ceremonies fo...Rocky -- My penis was at the Closing Ceremonies for the Olympics so he was a day ahead.<BR/>I am thinking the guy who plays Vic Mackey on The Shield.<BR/><BR/>Nicole -- I have many hidden talents. Actually he dictates and I type.<BR/><BR/>Rev -- Penises rule.<BR/><BR/>Tina -- I am glad you liked it.<BR/><BR/>Phats -- Well it will be up all week so you have plenty of time to read it.<BR/><BR/>Cranberry -- My apologies to the neighbors. And sorry about screwing up your days of the week. Blame my penis.<BR/><BR/>Pollyanna -- It is a long story but basically I had David Hasselhoff week on my blog a few months ago and then a lot of people sent me stuff about him. So it is kind of a running joke to people who have been blogging with me for awhile that I have a crush on The Hoff.<BR/><BR/>MD -- I would hate to see that chart because I know I have problems.<BR/><BR/>Ann -- Thank you.<BR/><BR/>FO3 -- I do my best.<BR/><BR/>Missy -- Maybe.<BR/><BR/>The_Mrs. -- Thanks. Me and the penis did not take the news too well though. It is going to be a long week for us.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1141054318722890772006-02-27T08:31:00.000-07:002006-02-27T08:31:00.000-07:00I think it just winked at us!I think it just winked at us!missyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13125785186230552035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1141053003944090612006-02-27T08:10:00.000-07:002006-02-27T08:10:00.000-07:00Hilarious, Shife. You've outdone yourself...again...Hilarious, Shife. You've outdone yourself...again!Father of 3https://www.blogger.com/profile/05105491829585047278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1141046341516958142006-02-27T06:19:00.000-07:002006-02-27T06:19:00.000-07:00I adore you.I truly, truly do.But you got problems...I adore you.<BR/>I truly, truly do.<BR/>But you got problems.<BR/>I need charts to tell you how many problems you have and how they breakdown. :)<BR/><BR/>WHY can I not stop giggling??meghansdiscontenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12924247276919216201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1141038819839308162006-02-27T04:13:00.000-07:002006-02-27T04:13:00.000-07:00I think it's very sweet that Little Shife is alway...I think it's very sweet that Little Shife is always thinking of Mrs. Shife. I bet she feels really special. I know I would.<BR/><BR/>And yeah, what is it with the Hasselhoff thing? Are you, like, related or something?LilyWhitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04946149782968086811noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1141025971585046302006-02-27T00:39:00.000-07:002006-02-27T00:39:00.000-07:00i agree with Rocky as well, your blog always makes...i agree with Rocky as well, your blog always makes me thinkg it's friday when it's actually thursday and i have another day of work left.<BR/>didn't you know that some people use your blog as a calendar.<BR/><BR/>visitor week is called 'hummer and bummer' week in some people's books. not mine, but i thought i would share that with your blog family.Carlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02158196105115283108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1141025869432206472006-02-27T00:37:00.000-07:002006-02-27T00:37:00.000-07:00i think i woke the neighbours upstairs up laughing...i think i woke the neighbours upstairs up laughing so hard.<BR/>aaaaahahahaha.Carlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02158196105115283108noreply@blogger.com