tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post113468717530449661..comments2024-03-28T19:56:17.880-06:00Comments on Confessions of a Dumb, White Guy: I am getting my ass kicked by the common coldMr. Shifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134864712999039612005-12-17T17:11:00.000-07:002005-12-17T17:11:00.000-07:00hilarious way to describe your cold. I love it!!!hilarious way to describe your cold. I love it!!!Miss.Qhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13234181694622074517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134748674999604232005-12-16T08:57:00.000-07:002005-12-16T08:57:00.000-07:00Yeah, my ass is getting kicked by a cold right now...Yeah, my ass is getting kicked by a cold right now. Damn it! Hopefully it will all be gone by christmas and new years (i need a kiss damn it!)<BR/><BR/>maybe a bowl of steamed midget vampires would cure this cold.Carlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02158196105115283108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134744956242097542005-12-16T07:55:00.000-07:002005-12-16T07:55:00.000-07:00Steph is right...fart that cold right out of your ...Steph is right...fart that cold right out of your system.Father of 3https://www.blogger.com/profile/05105491829585047278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134725777602152572005-12-16T02:36:00.000-07:002005-12-16T02:36:00.000-07:00Hope you get well soon, Mr. Shife. Would be cool i...Hope you get well soon, Mr. Shife. <BR/><BR/>Would be cool if the sumo wrestler did a photoshoot complete with puppies (the David Hasselhoff trick)j merlinohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01647709951021294865noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134708492860458012005-12-15T21:48:00.000-07:002005-12-15T21:48:00.000-07:00WTF!! Is that picture real?!WTF!! Is that picture real?!Deshaunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05079463843707980900noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134707652527629932005-12-15T21:34:00.000-07:002005-12-15T21:34:00.000-07:00Sorry to hear you're under the weather it is that ...Sorry to hear you're under the weather it is that time of year. Get better soon Shife!Phatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06694684931757245608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134707346927856662005-12-15T21:29:00.000-07:002005-12-15T21:29:00.000-07:00Well, eventually that huge dude will get smaller a...Well, eventually that huge dude will get smaller and smaller and smaller until eventually you can ass blast him out of your general vicinity.<BR/><BR/>Feel better, Shife!!!Nicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11108978743810926406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134706157238162722005-12-15T21:09:00.000-07:002005-12-15T21:09:00.000-07:00MrShife, I saw a movie tonight called "Ankle Biter...MrShife, I saw a movie tonight called "Ankle Biters" today and thought of you. It's a vampire movie, but all the vampires are midgets! I was gonna buy it for you, but I didn't feel like spending $20.00 without trying to see if I could just rent it first and burn it for you. I just really feel you should have this movie.<BR/><BR/>Get better!!cherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13901320369144188245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134701235709898642005-12-15T19:47:00.000-07:002005-12-15T19:47:00.000-07:00Take him out at the knees! That'll help you.Hope y...Take him out at the knees! That'll help you.<BR/><BR/>Hope you feel better. Being sick SUCKS! You should be like me and wait for spring or summer to get a cold. That's the best time of year, not winter when it's cold and no one wants to go outside. What are you thinking?!Design Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03294606614800938784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134699283598698112005-12-15T19:14:00.000-07:002005-12-15T19:14:00.000-07:00Just fart it all out. You said you had a good gas ...Just fart it all out. You said you had a good gas flow going.Stephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09486157834509821905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134690364659563222005-12-15T16:46:00.000-07:002005-12-15T16:46:00.000-07:00Seriously, what is it with you and Sumo wrestlers....Seriously, what is it with you and Sumo wrestlers. <BR/><BR/>Tutu's or not.meghansdiscontenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12924247276919216201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134689536103025182005-12-15T16:32:00.000-07:002005-12-15T16:32:00.000-07:00Awwww...that's a nice diaper you're wearing...does...Awwww...that's a nice diaper you're wearing...does that have anything to do with the massive amounts of vitamin C you were taking??....LOLSuperSpyGalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07755165413072804908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134688454058736302005-12-15T16:14:00.000-07:002005-12-15T16:14:00.000-07:00Ew. What's that black belt thing for? To keep the ...Ew. What's that black belt thing for? To keep the obscene amount of fat contained? I feel sorry for you if it busts....his belly will drive your butt into the ground.Denisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12285970551810318182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134688282401348552005-12-15T16:11:00.000-07:002005-12-15T16:11:00.000-07:00i always want to call you mrshive or mrshank.... b...i always want to call you mrshive or mrshank.... but now that a wee cold has made you about as vulnerable as a wee baby i don't know if i can ever think of you like that againthat girl possessedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09259080943026692310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134687781306053262005-12-15T16:03:00.000-07:002005-12-15T16:03:00.000-07:00Yeah, I hate when illness feels that way. And I'm ...Yeah, I hate when illness feels that way. And I'm a stubborn one. I completely deny I'm sick until I pass out.JMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05144019552337738621noreply@blogger.com