tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post113459431263348716..comments2024-03-29T06:26:25.942-06:00Comments on Confessions of a Dumb, White Guy: I got my first Christmas presentMr. Shifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1135189747415899972005-12-21T11:29:00.000-07:002005-12-21T11:29:00.000-07:00Haha, I've never heard of such a thing. Steer cle...Haha, I've never heard of such a thing. Steer clear of mrshife!Lukehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17297937759197658144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134925922586114792005-12-18T10:12:00.000-07:002005-12-18T10:12:00.000-07:00I see that while I'm on holiday, you have become a...I see that while I'm on holiday, you have become a weapon of mass destruction.missyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13125785186230552035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134684146051725252005-12-15T15:02:00.000-07:002005-12-15T15:02:00.000-07:00I've been sick for the last few days myself, altho...I've been sick for the last few days myself, although not with the flu. Tis the season. Too much Vitamin C is hard on your liver, and actually people get sick the most from not washing their hands enough. That's end of my public service announcement. I am rather dull when I am ill, I think....Scottish Toodlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17846209988015583381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134621303102767312005-12-14T21:35:00.000-07:002005-12-14T21:35:00.000-07:00JEBUS, Shife! Why do I imagine this orange plume o...JEBUS, Shife! Why do I imagine this orange plume of smoke wafting out of your nether region??<BR/><BR/>Yes, your wife is the real victim here. I'll say a prayer for her. :)Nicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11108978743810926406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134611958482456552005-12-14T18:59:00.000-07:002005-12-14T18:59:00.000-07:00Airborne is to ONLY be taken at the FIRST SIGN of ...Airborne is to ONLY be taken at the FIRST SIGN of a cold. Once the cold is full blown, then Airborne is useless. That is what the instructions say and I am a diehard Airborne fan. Trust me...I'm a blonde.<BR/><BR/>I take a shitload of Vitamin C everyday. I still stand by my grandmother's cure she brought here from Ireland: cup of hot tea, double shot of whiskey...drink hot and go right to bed. You sweat worse then Patrick Ewing, but you will wake up bright eyed and bushy tailed.<BR/><BR/>Take care...Blondehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10235574856654438920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134608855800083392005-12-14T18:07:00.000-07:002005-12-14T18:07:00.000-07:00I hope I'm not blown away by your sexiness.I hope I'm not blown away by your sexiness.meghansdiscontenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12924247276919216201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134606820537608502005-12-14T17:33:00.000-07:002005-12-14T17:33:00.000-07:00out of all the people who took their word thingy o...out of all the people who took their word thingy off, why are you the only one getting spam? even the spam has good taste i guess.cherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13901320369144188245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134604301845100262005-12-14T16:51:00.000-07:002005-12-14T16:51:00.000-07:00Hi mrshife, your blog is excellent. As I was surf...Hi mrshife, your blog is excellent. As I was surfing around today looking for detailed info on <A HREF="http://www.asseenontvad.com" REL="nofollow">hylexin</A> I somehow ended up on your page. As your I got my first Christmas present is not exactly related to my search, I am certainly glad I stopped by. Oh well, back to surfing and I am sure I will find what I am looking for, and should you ever need information about hylexin, then stop by for a look. Thanks for the post.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134602943870329632005-12-14T16:29:00.000-07:002005-12-14T16:29:00.000-07:00Wow..I think I know WAY too much about you now !!....Wow..I think I know WAY too much about you now !!..Mrs Shife deserves a medal .....LOLSuperSpyGalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07755165413072804908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134602696109918432005-12-14T16:24:00.000-07:002005-12-14T16:24:00.000-07:00i bet your pee is bright yellow!i bet your pee is bright yellow!cherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13901320369144188245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134600967679009002005-12-14T15:56:00.000-07:002005-12-14T15:56:00.000-07:00The upside of having a clogged nose is being bliss...The upside of having a clogged nose is being blissfully unaware of the smell intensity of those farts.<BR/><BR/>Get yourself some Zicam. It really works. And I'm not giving you any links because you might suddenly think I'm a Zicam-spammer and well, I don't want to be known as that.<BR/><BR/>Take care of yourself! Fluids! Rest! Less Vitamin C! And I am sooooo sounding like the mom I am.The Scarletthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08720514533498874330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134600245957060092005-12-14T15:44:00.000-07:002005-12-14T15:44:00.000-07:00Well, at least we know you won't get scurvy.It's t...Well, at least we know you won't get scurvy.<BR/>It's the number one anti-oxidant of the G.I. tract (absorbs all those free radicals). <BR/>And you'll also hydroxylate all the proline and lysine for collagen synthesis!!!<BR/>Can you tell that I just studied vitamins for my exam?JMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05144019552337738621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134599631007260942005-12-14T15:33:00.000-07:002005-12-14T15:33:00.000-07:00Hey Gas man! Look at it this way. You got some hom...Hey Gas man! Look at it this way. You got some home made fuel right there. you won't be cold this winter ;)Stephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09486157834509821905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134598306415848222005-12-14T15:11:00.000-07:002005-12-14T15:11:00.000-07:00It's not July yet!<A HREF="http://www.burpsandfarts.com/farts/bakedbea.wav" REL="nofollow">It's not July yet!</A>Denisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12285970551810318182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134597761777716882005-12-14T15:02:00.000-07:002005-12-14T15:02:00.000-07:00Pamper her with a little "Dutch Oven" treatment.Pamper her with a little "Dutch Oven" treatment.T. Leachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14650601772832393486noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134597648912977482005-12-14T15:00:00.000-07:002005-12-14T15:00:00.000-07:00MD -- I am just a giant ball of sexy.SN -- Thanks ...MD -- I am just a giant ball of sexy.<BR/><BR/>SN -- Thanks for information. It has not been a pleasant 2 days.<BR/><BR/>Andraste -- I got stuff coming out of all of my holes.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134596855026833752005-12-14T14:47:00.000-07:002005-12-14T14:47:00.000-07:00mrshife, the one man ozone killer!Mostly, you'll j...mrshife, the one man ozone killer!<BR/><BR/>Mostly, you'll just eventually pee out the C you don't need, but my sympathies do go out to the missus until that happens.Andrastehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17995089221441792487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134594977601443052005-12-14T14:16:00.000-07:002005-12-14T14:16:00.000-07:00According to the MedlinePlus Medical Encyclopedia:...According to the MedlinePlus Medical Encyclopedia: "Vitamin C is water soluble and is regularly excreted by the body. Therefore, toxicity is very rare. Amounts greater than <B>2,000</B> mg/day, however, are not recommended because such high doses can lead to stomach upset and diarrhea."<BR/><BR/>All I have to say is WOW.Lenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05820301781894772745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1134594905011554162005-12-14T14:15:00.000-07:002005-12-14T14:15:00.000-07:00How sexy are you?Woo hoo.How sexy are you?<BR/>Woo hoo.meghansdiscontenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12924247276919216201noreply@blogger.com