tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post113234721196919931..comments2024-03-28T17:27:19.973-06:00Comments on Confessions of a Dumb, White Guy: What is the worst thing ...Mr. Shifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1132854793247427512005-11-24T10:53:00.000-07:002005-11-24T10:53:00.000-07:00and i thought the teabag was the best... hands dow...and i thought the teabag was the best... hands down. praise be to the king....Social Drunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06865648872623682406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1132767935754320992005-11-23T10:45:00.000-07:002005-11-23T10:45:00.000-07:00OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Okay, if I confess that I've n...OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>Okay, if I confess that I've never been drunk will ANYONE believe me??<BR/><BR/>I usually run from my drunken friends. It's one thing to be around them drunk when YOU'RE drunk, but since I'm always sober -- way too frightening.<BR/><BR/>So I'm a wuss.Nicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11108978743810926406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1132675324389789062005-11-22T09:02:00.000-07:002005-11-22T09:02:00.000-07:00One time I played "Kick the Bill".Amazingly, we're...One time I played "Kick the Bill".<BR/><BR/>Amazingly, we're still friends.Sarah, Goon Squad Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18245659086215969972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1132617160490110942005-11-21T16:52:00.000-07:002005-11-21T16:52:00.000-07:00Um yeah, so I'm satan.A guy I had previously been ...Um yeah, so I'm satan.<BR/>A guy I had previously been dating dicked one of my friends and I over. She didn't know I was dating him, I didn't know she was dating him, and he didn't know we were friends.<BR/><BR/>Anywho . . . <BR/><BR/>He was at a party with Hillary one night and I happened to be there. Hillary and I both waited until he was SHITTY drunk and then took a beer bottle, emptied it out, peed in it, put it in the fridge until it was nice and frosty and then presented it to him.<BR/><BR/>He was so drunk he couldn't taste.<BR/>He drank a Corona bottle full of piss.<BR/><BR/>Gee, wonder why neither of us would kiss him . . or speak to him again?<BR/><BR/>LOVE your grilled cheese ass though. Classic!meghansdiscontenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12924247276919216201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1132614295881001192005-11-21T16:04:00.000-07:002005-11-21T16:04:00.000-07:00mrshife, this means you had to touch his butt chee...mrshife, this means you had to touch his butt cheeks in order to get the cheese in there. Penetration or not,,,,, there was some touching going on there. You musta been hammered dude.<BR/><BR/>Hmmm, I can't think of any pranks that I pulled on people when they were drunk/passed out other than taking pictures of them but one time in band camp,,, naw just kiddin'..... but one time my brother fell asleep, hes a deep sleeper, and me and my sister put Nair on his leg. So we were waiting for the hair to dissolve, watching him sleep on the floor and it musta itched cuz he scratched the area that had the Nair and then wiped his eyebrow. We werent sure if he got any in his eye so we had to wake him up but not before it removed a nice round patch of hair on his leg.<BR/>Well, you asked.dashababyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02296609363123822238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1132598960805488212005-11-21T11:49:00.000-07:002005-11-21T11:49:00.000-07:00Nice...Shamings are best when dairy products are p...Nice...Shamings are best when dairy products are present...<BR/><BR/>I so wanna party with you guys...<BR/><BR/>I got shamed myself back in Sept- <BR/><A HREF="http://jinxthewondercat.blogspot.com/2005/09/dear-skyy-vodka.html" REL="nofollow">drunk seahag</A>LBseahaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05797945283850468976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1132594722146213662005-11-21T10:38:00.000-07:002005-11-21T10:38:00.000-07:00OMG! I'm appalled that you would do such a thing! ...OMG! I'm appalled that you would do such a thing! You ought to be ashamed of yourself!<BR/><BR/>Ha! Ha! Just kidding!<BR/><BR/>The worst thing I did was superglue someone's butt to the toilet they passed out on.Denisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12285970551810318182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1132590348797925342005-11-21T09:25:00.000-07:002005-11-21T09:25:00.000-07:00ya, i too don't have any drunk stories that I've d...ya, i too don't have any drunk stories that I've done to other people. just emabarrassing ones of me in stupid drunken situations. BUT, I do have a processed cheese story of my own. In grade 8 I threw a slice of it on the ceiling of my highschool hallway and it was still there in grade 12. kinda cracked and hard, but still there.cherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13901320369144188245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1132588668458416162005-11-21T08:57:00.000-07:002005-11-21T08:57:00.000-07:00The eyebrow shave usually means WAR. The cheese d...The eyebrow shave usually means WAR. The cheese deal is classic.Father of 3https://www.blogger.com/profile/05105491829585047278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1132588009695142572005-11-21T08:46:00.000-07:002005-11-21T08:46:00.000-07:00remind me never to pass out while you're around!Th...remind me never to pass out while you're around!<BR/><BR/>The only thing I remember is back in college, one girl was really, REALLY drunk. Her and her friends came into the common room of the floor and they told her it was her room. She kept questioning when did she get curtains and all those windows, but her great friends assured her that it was, indeed, her room. She believed it and I think went to sleep on the floor thinking it was her bed.Design Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03294606614800938784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1132587226409199512005-11-21T08:33:00.000-07:002005-11-21T08:33:00.000-07:00That is frickin hilarious!!! Why didn't any of us ...That is frickin hilarious!!! Why didn't any of us ever think of that? And all thru college too--we always had American cheese in our fridge! Shit, you the MAN!!!!JMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05144019552337738621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1132586157731582292005-11-21T08:15:00.000-07:002005-11-21T08:15:00.000-07:00The only thing I can remember doing to people who ...The only thing I can remember doing to people who passed out early was the classic take-a-picture-of-the-victim-with-a-banana-next-their-mouth-and-a-dab-of-sour-cream-on-their-cheek gig.DaMastahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17567582947101884720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1132582885961603162005-11-21T07:21:00.000-07:002005-11-21T07:21:00.000-07:00Wow.....you guys are really cruel to each other......Wow.....you guys are really cruel to each other...LOL...I don't think women do those things too much..we just freeze each other's bras at slumber parties..but I do know of some guy friends who'd take the one who was passed out and put him on the front lawn naked....LOLSuperSpyGalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07755165413072804908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1132581761376902212005-11-21T07:02:00.000-07:002005-11-21T07:02:00.000-07:00We wrote "insert cocks here" ... plural. Let's get...We wrote "insert cocks here" ... plural. Let's get the story straight. And there's nothing like a "Cleveland Steamer" on the chest in my opinion.T. Leachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14650601772832393486noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1132577588526907392005-11-21T05:53:00.000-07:002005-11-21T05:53:00.000-07:00Okay, I'm not the perpetrator but let's just say a...Okay, I'm not the perpetrator but let's just say a 'friend' did this to a guy I knew in college that was pretty much an asshole.<BR/><BR/>The following note was left in the hands of the drunk guy:<BR/><BR/><I>Last night was amazing. You brought me places I didn't know existed. I can only hope that I brought you as much pleasure. I can't wait until we are together again, in each other's arms ready for another night of magic.<BR/>Kisses,<BR/>Greg</I>The Scarletthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08720514533498874330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1132557058108384752005-11-21T00:10:00.000-07:002005-11-21T00:10:00.000-07:00That is disgusting but it's also hilarious and pur...That is disgusting but it's also hilarious and pure genius my friend! I bow down to you. <BR/><BR/>I have done the usual my friends and I have shaved eyebrows, used duct tape on armpits, full on make up, all that jazz nothing quite as creative as yoursPhatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06694684931757245608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1132554858765004212005-11-20T23:34:00.000-07:002005-11-20T23:34:00.000-07:00Oh, the classic "grill cheese ass sandwich"! Very ...Oh, the classic "grill cheese ass sandwich"! Very nice my man...very nice! :-)Deshaunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05079463843707980900noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1132544342629921252005-11-20T20:39:00.000-07:002005-11-20T20:39:00.000-07:00Mrshife that is GOLD! Will remember that for the n...Mrshife that is GOLD! Will remember that for the next time one of my friends falls down drunk. It gets very hot down under...baahahahahaha no pun intended.Stephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09486157834509821905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1132544305594923562005-11-20T20:38:00.000-07:002005-11-20T20:38:00.000-07:00I'm not sure that girls do mean things like that t...I'm not sure that girls do mean things like that to each other, at least physically anyway. Mostly we just say mean things about the other person behind their back.Lenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05820301781894772745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1132543462257970372005-11-20T20:24:00.000-07:002005-11-20T20:24:00.000-07:00The "drunken makeover" was done to a guy I worked ...The "drunken makeover" was done to a guy I worked with at a TV station a few years back. He was a partier, and would often close down a bar at 2:30AM, and then go into work trashed at 3AM. He passed out in his car, the rest of the crew applied make-up, and he never came back in. He was fired the same day.Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09954583977412597460noreply@blogger.com