tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post113099465882358582..comments2024-03-21T08:53:59.699-06:00Comments on Confessions of a Dumb, White Guy: Random Thoughts from Mr. ShifeMr. Shifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1131072079133260882005-11-03T19:41:00.000-07:002005-11-03T19:41:00.000-07:00What a shame you didn't hit Eddie Van Halen in the...What a shame you didn't hit Eddie Van Halen in the face with that little present! :OStephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09486157834509821905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1131071882565230922005-11-03T19:38:00.000-07:002005-11-03T19:38:00.000-07:00I just know you were feeling up your own legs when...I just know you were feeling up your own legs when they were smoooooth !!....your poor wife has to put up with the contact stubble for a few more days though, she might ask you to leave the bed until it all grows back!<BR/><BR/>Nancy's pizza in Chicago was pretty darn good too !!SuperSpyGalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07755165413072804908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1131057906470604762005-11-03T15:45:00.000-07:002005-11-03T15:45:00.000-07:00T. Leach -- She's mine, all mine.Fiona -- Mr. Shif...T. Leach -- She's mine, all mine.<BR/><BR/>Fiona -- Mr. Shife's Spooge. Yes, that does have a nice ring to it.<BR/><BR/>Vince -- I think I can take them. I am a purple belt.<BR/><BR/>Duck -- Did you just grab my ass?<BR/><BR/>Cher -- Good to know Star Jones doesn't have the Canada vote. <BR/><BR/>Phats -- You are correct. They actually just changed their court so it doesn't look so atrocious. <BR/><BR/>Armaedes -- I went all out for my Halloween costume. And yes I know I am an idiot.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1131048409839233132005-11-03T13:06:00.000-07:002005-11-03T13:06:00.000-07:00Nip/Tuck is a good show although I haven't seen it...Nip/Tuck is a good show although I haven't seen it in sometime. Nice soiling story, can't beat that! <BR/><BR/>Is boise pavilion where the orange, blue, and white basketball court is, always hosts the NCAA? Love the smurf turf as well on their field, wouldn't wanna go there for a bowl game though sorry.Phatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06694684931757245608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1131046014056619822005-11-03T12:26:00.000-07:002005-11-03T12:26:00.000-07:00overzealous with a fart and ended up sharting--boy...overzealous with a fart and ended up sharting--boy, you crack me up. seriously. and star jones??....eew she grosses me out so much. i HATE her. i hate it how she wheezes for air in this inward disgusting inhale after ever 4th word. fat pig. even thinner, she's still a big fat disgusting pigcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13901320369144188245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1131036709492492692005-11-03T09:51:00.000-07:002005-11-03T09:51:00.000-07:00"Manchowder"?"Overzealous with a fart"?"Sharting"?..."Manchowder"?<BR/>"Overzealous with a fart"?<BR/>"Sharting"?<BR/><BR/>I guess the only way you <I>could</I> tie that boulillabaisse together would be with one part Star Jones.<BR/><BR/>Well played.The Scarletthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08720514533498874330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1131035335644605082005-11-03T09:28:00.000-07:002005-11-03T09:28:00.000-07:00I guess Lost can only do so many things to remain ...I guess Lost can only do so many things to remain interesting. And Invasion is quite good. That, and Surface. Funny stuff.Lukehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17297937759197658144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1131035078388947612005-11-03T09:24:00.000-07:002005-11-03T09:24:00.000-07:00I saw Green Day in April. They're one of my wife's...I saw Green Day in April. They're one of my wife's favorite groups. They put on one hell of a show. The only concert where I've seen covers by Op Ivy, The Isley Brothers and Queen performed.Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09954583977412597460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1131032583831045662005-11-03T08:43:00.000-07:002005-11-03T08:43:00.000-07:00you should market your own facial creamer with you...you should market your own facial creamer with your infamous underpants navy... Sell it on the corner like a Kool-Aid stand!MRaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04650078711228638485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1131031066386579332005-11-03T08:17:00.000-07:002005-11-03T08:17:00.000-07:00I've got to get the Scottish Toodler over to my si...I've got to get the Scottish Toodler over to my site.T. Leachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14650601772832393486noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1131030981447011252005-11-03T08:16:00.000-07:002005-11-03T08:16:00.000-07:00First off I am little concerned about anonymous be...First off I am little concerned about anonymous because it looks like spam but I have word verification turned on.<BR/><BR/>Yes, I do seahag, White Lion rocked my world for a few years. I think I liked "Wait" the most.<BR/><BR/>Thanks ST, and I figured it was time I put a real picture up in my profile.<BR/><BR/>Blonde -- I am letting the hair grow back, but I have shaved my chest since I was about 20. The last few years I have let it go and just do the manscaping approach. I am not a big fan of body hair, and if I could I would laser it all off except in a few spots. <BR/><BR/>Nutty -- I just saw an episode guide for some upcoming LOST shows and they all look lame. One focuses on what Kate did to get in trouble. Ummm, hello, you aired that episode last year. My patience is growing thin with LOST.<BR/><BR/>Dorna -- I attempted to wax my chest once, and it is a pain I will never forget. I did it on my chest but I felt the pain everywhere. My balls ached for days.<BR/><BR/>Totolehero -- It is the best pie ever. It is a must-do on anyone's list.<BR/><BR/>Andraste -- Just let it marinate and enjoy it.<BR/><BR/>Angel -- I will take your word on that.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1131029717632356582005-11-03T07:55:00.000-07:002005-11-03T07:55:00.000-07:00I always thought they used bull semen in those fac...I always thought they used bull semen in those facial creams.JMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05144019552337738621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1131029221717906872005-11-03T07:47:00.000-07:002005-11-03T07:47:00.000-07:00lionel ritchie and van halen in the same post, alo...lionel ritchie and van halen in the same post, along with sharting and pizza. <BR/><BR/>....I don't know what to do with that.Andrastehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17995089221441792487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1131023776019031892005-11-03T06:16:00.000-07:002005-11-03T06:16:00.000-07:00Nair? Bleah... Now a real man would've waxed. :D...Nair? Bleah... Now a real man would've waxed. :Ddorna!https://www.blogger.com/profile/09135473665954706080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1131023356297011432005-11-03T06:09:00.000-07:002005-11-03T06:09:00.000-07:00You make me laugh out loud every day. Love it.Ques...You make me laugh out loud every day. Love it.<BR/><BR/>Question: are you going to let your leg hair grow back or are you going to keep shaving?<BR/><BR/>Also, did this leg shaving stop there or did you do a full manscaping overhaul.Blondehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10235574856654438920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1130999018084432602005-11-02T23:23:00.000-07:002005-11-02T23:23:00.000-07:00DUDE!! I loved this post and the new "straight" pi...DUDE!! I loved this post and the new "straight" picture in the profile! You have some truly funny stories! LOL YOUR LEG HAIR IS GROWING BACK!!! I love Chicago, I might move there again soon. And finally, CHICKEN LITTLE looks like it might be good. You ROCK!!!! BE TRUE TO YOURSELF YOU ARE ONE FUNNY DUDE!!!Scottish Toodlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17846209988015583381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10399045.post-1130998910813421172005-11-02T23:21:00.000-07:002005-11-02T23:21:00.000-07:00Hmm...you wasted those panties on Eddie Van Halen?...Hmm...you wasted those panties on Eddie Van Halen? Where is the love for the ever-special Mike Tramp?<BR/><BR/>"Tell me baby, all through the night, that you'll never me go,"<BR/><BR/>God, I still know the lyrics...and you know you do, too, "Mr. When the Children Cry"LBseahaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05797945283850468976noreply@blogger.com