Sorry I had to break the Random Acts streak and go with something else this week. Actually I don't have much of a post this week because I devoted most of my blogging time being the guest picker for my buddy Phats over at his blog. So if you are interested in what I have to say about football picks you can check it out. And if you do read my picks you will know why I have not made a small fortune as a professional gambler.
So here we are and not too much to write about. I took a look at some of the keywords that bring people to my blog and as always it is quite interesting. Before we begin I am a little disappointed that people are no longer searching for gay swamp butt (yep I am #1 on Google for that search term) or ambushed paddington (#4). I blame it on the tough economy. But here a few of the keywords people do use to end up on my blog:
- inappropriate boners - Yep unfortunately not all of our boners are appropriate.
- inappropriate erections - Erections can't hide from inappropriateness either.
- Baywatch - It is Hofficial. My David Hasselhoff man crush is still paying dividends.
- dwarfshank redemption.com - Oh I am so glad I heard the words dwarfshank redemption this year.
- Trichophilia - I had to look this one up again.It is a fetish in which one becomes sexually aroused by, or is extremely fond of, human hair; commonly head hair.
- horse ass picture - It really is a nice picture if I must say so myself.
- inasppropriate boner - This boner is so not suitable that it causes you to misspell inappropriate.
- cat farts - I am the definitive source on cat farts. I get quoted all the time whenever there is a breaking news story about cat farts on CNN.
- WHITE GUY FARTS - Somebody was either very excited to learn all about white guy farts or they were very angry with them. When you go all caps in your search it is on.
- top 10 big boners - I am sensing a trend here. Another search about boners. I wonder what that says about me?
- why do guy always say their left nut - People ask the tough questions and only a few of us have the courage to heed that call.
- dr phil is dumb - Pretty much self-explanatory.
Well if you just scrolled down to the bottom I don't blame you. Just go ahead and tell me how adorable my little man looks after his battle with ketchup. Some of it actually did make it in his mouth. Have a good one.
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