Tuesday, September 15, 2009

WTF????

A few things over the past week that have made me stop and go "WTF?!?!?!?"
  • Warning on Pepto Bismol - Check it out if you have a bottle around the house. Evidently you can suffer hearing loss from taking Pepto. I never knew diarrhea and Pepto Bismol could be so lethal. Oh and it can also give you a black tongue. This stuff is awesome. Do a search for Pepto Bismol side effects.
  • Steven Seagal - Deputy Sheriff - Yep. And there will be a reality show about it.
  • Star Jones - Just hearing her name makes me cringe.
  • A woman who gave her son up for adoption 10 years ago is now accused of having sex with the teen after finding him on the Internet. Here is the story ...
  • Heard this "swell" pick up line - “Great legs, what time do they open?”
  • A golf club designed so you can pee in it while you are on the golf course. Just unscrew the top and piss away. Yeah, that seems normal. http://www.uroclub.org/
  • Are you an adult baby? Maybe I should rephrase that ... Are you a nutbar with serious mental health issues? http://www.ineedamommy.com
  • Remember when you were drunk or delusional and wished they would make another Rambo? Well your wish came true. Heading to a theater near you in 2011, Rambo 5. You can thank me later.
  • Boxer Juan Manuel Marquez drinks his own pee. I am pretty sure 5 out 5 dentists will agree that is not going to help prevent gingivitis. And I am pretty sure 100 percent of my blog readers will think that it is sick and wrong.

And here is your weekly fix of Baby Shife. This is a picture of him pretending to be a Baby Gap model.

19 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

They say Ghandi drank his own pee. It's sterile, you know. Not that I'm suggesting it's a good idea.
Your baby is too cute! TOO CUTE! Stop with the cuteness.
(Not really. Don't stop.)

Elizabeth Bradley said...

I needed a good laff. Ew, Ms. Moon, Ghandi drank his own pee!? Yucky but funny stuff. I'm with you on Star Jones, she needs to fade away. My husbands a golfer, I'll tell him to keep a look out for freaks peeing in to their golf clubs. People are sooo very strange.

Elizabeth Bradley said...

Forgot to say, your baby SHOULD be a Baby Gap model!

Booya said...

Dude, I am not hauling around a my pee while I play golf. That's why there are trees on the course. And just for you, a new post coming in a couple of minutes.

Valerie said...

Heard about the pee before. Hmam Ghandi's welcome to it!
Star Jones. Couldn't load the link (IT on a go-slow) but it sounds sick, sick, sick.
Pee sticks: Wouldn't like to be around one of them things...
BABY SHIFE: I would buy him, top price paid for that cute, cute baby, Oooo I'd love him to bits.

Ananda girl said...

Well I'm never going to caddy again!

They used to tell soldiers to wash themselves with their own urin after sex with strange women as a way to prevent VD (STDs for you young folk). I know you can drink it if you have no other water. But ew!

I have always felt that way about Star Jones. Some seriously scary yet oddly entertaining links Shife! Thanks.

And Baby Shife... :-) Too cute.

The Egg said...

I'll definitely be telling the legs joke to my friends!!

Leah said...

Baby Shife has the winningest winsomest smile in the world.

billy pilgrim said...

that marquez guy is one tough dude, maybe his urine should be tested.

i'll still put my 50 cents on mayweather.

i didn't think it was possible but baby shife is even cuter this week.

Jack Gatlin said...

I'm not even a girl (they tell me), but the warning that scares me the most is the Toxic Shock one on tampons. Weird images ensue after reading that one...

Crystal Posey said...

Yes great minds and all that... BUT yours is SO MUCH BETTER than mine! I think you should do a monthly WTF post. The first can be dedicated to the first person who ever re-tweeted you. Oh, was that me?

Baby Shifer, I'm not sure what's more cute, you or that darling hat you're wearing. *kisses*

Red said...

No, no Dear Shife. It is the Baby Gap models who pretend to be that which is the inimitable and ever-adorable Baby Shife.

Phats said...

I heard about the boxer drinking his own pee, WTF is right!

Did you hear Rosie O'Donnell and Star Jones are in talks to do a reality show together, another WTF moment right there

Baby Shife looking cute

Red said...

Ahhahahaha! Star Jones and Rosie OMGMCDonalds. IF I gave a crap , I'd watch it.

angel, jr. said...

I lost my concentration after reading Star Jones' name.

just bob said...

Yep... it's sick and wrong.

Suzanne said...

I survived Facebook to see Baby Shife another day. Thank God. *Suze drives away on PPT muttering, "Blogging is good. Blogging is good. Blogging is good."

Red said...

Hope you don't mind but you've been 'totally linked' for today's FMJRA ;-).

Awesome Guy said...

I thought World Tennis Federation He he